Tyrion marries Danaerys and they unify the cities of Slaver’s Bay into a new empire, Jon Snow becomes King in the North, Littlefinger, Jamie, Cersei, and Stannis all die, the Iron Islanders kill most of each other off in a Civil War, Tommen remains ruler of the other kingdoms and marries some bitch from Dorne, Bran marries some wildling ho and they use magic to kill all the White Walkers. Spoiler alert.
Tyrion marries Danaerys and they unify the Free Cities into a new empire, Jon Snow becomes King in the North, Littlefinger, Jamie, Cersei, and Stannis all die, the Iron Islanders kill most of each other off in a Civil War, Tommen remains ruler of the other kingdoms and marries some bitch from Dorne, Bran marries some wildling ho and they use magic to kill all the White Walkers. Spoiler alert.
Really what happens is some new guy Aegon comes from out of nowhere hiding in Australia and is trying to take over , Daenerys still is over in Africa dealing with slaves, Cercesi is in trouble with the Vatican for killing the Pope, Jon Snow got stabbed by his brothers in Antarctica, Stannis is stuck in a blizzard in Canada, all while those Dornish people from Spain are trying to secretly take the kingdom.
I’m going to start using “I’m sorry, I thought you read the books” whenever someone is surprised at my irrationally deviant behavior.
12 years ago at 3:52 pmI expect this be put into a TFM and up by the wall by tomorrow morning.
12 years ago at 8:47 pmthis had potential, i have higher expectations of jtrain
12 years ago at 3:52 pmkid in the orange is the biggest douche
12 years ago at 3:53 pm^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLXGQu-OF4
12 years ago at 4:17 pm^Been on here two years, champ. You’re late.
12 years ago at 5:47 pmPeople were surprisingly calm. I would have been pissed if someone “spoiled” it before I read the books.
12 years ago at 4:08 pmWe have pledges to read for us. Take a lap
12 years ago at 4:13 pmTry harder^
12 years ago at 4:30 pm^
12 years ago at 5:48 pmTyrion marries Danaerys and they unify the cities of Slaver’s Bay into a new empire, Jon Snow becomes King in the North, Littlefinger, Jamie, Cersei, and Stannis all die, the Iron Islanders kill most of each other off in a Civil War, Tommen remains ruler of the other kingdoms and marries some bitch from Dorne, Bran marries some wildling ho and they use magic to kill all the White Walkers. Spoiler alert.
12 years ago at 4:34 pmTyrion marries Danaerys and they unify the Free Cities into a new empire, Jon Snow becomes King in the North, Littlefinger, Jamie, Cersei, and Stannis all die, the Iron Islanders kill most of each other off in a Civil War, Tommen remains ruler of the other kingdoms and marries some bitch from Dorne, Bran marries some wildling ho and they use magic to kill all the White Walkers. Spoiler alert.
12 years ago at 4:35 pmIts like… I couldn’t turn away. FUCK.
12 years ago at 7:38 pmAnd Hodor goes on to become Provost at the University of Alabama.
12 years ago at 5:36 amI realized what was happening before the end of the first sentence but I couldn’t stop and now I’ve got a shotgun to my head.
12 years ago at 7:52 amDon’t worry those are all fake
12 years ago at 12:31 pmReally what happens is some new guy Aegon comes from out of nowhere hiding in Australia and is trying to take over , Daenerys still is over in Africa dealing with slaves, Cercesi is in trouble with the Vatican for killing the Pope, Jon Snow got stabbed by his brothers in Antarctica, Stannis is stuck in a blizzard in Canada, all while those Dornish people from Spain are trying to secretly take the kingdom.
12 years ago at 3:33 pm^Bingo
12 years ago at 10:21 pmBam Margera at 1:48?
12 years ago at 5:26 pmMore jtrain, less Jimmy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZJIn7u9Cm4
12 years ago at 12:42 am