Geeds Announce Their Revolution

This is terrifying. These geeds appear to be organizing. Something has gone horribly wrong.

“You remember that one moment when somebody stands up for you in a subway. It feels nice, doesn’t it?” No. I don’t remember that moment because I don’t ride the subway, and if I did I’d be throwing foreigners from their seats before giving them the opportunity to stand. For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, geeds (pronunciation: |jēds|) are GDIs. God Damn Independents. And they seem to be forming some sort of well-meaning assembly to better the world, presumably for other geeds. The last thing we want are geeds helping geeds. Especially geeds who appear to be exchange students that think the word is pronounced with a hard “G” and formed when the words “good deeds” are combined.

I can’t watch this video, particularly from :10 to :20, without bursting into laughter. I’m sorry, but this is one of the stupidest fucking hilarious things I’ve ever seen. I had to post it in order to share the horror.

    1. TotalFratBro

      I’m getting the notion that most people reading this fail to realize that it’s only a coincidence that they’re using the same word “geed.” They didn’t take our negative GDI connotation and create a positive one. They just combined two other unrelated words.

      That being said, i think it’s hilarious that they are taking pride in making others’ lives easier, when there are so many who’s lives are made harder every day by us fraternity gentlemen.

      13 years ago at 10:39 pm
    2. True_Gentleman27

      List them as a Terroristic organization and inform the FBI…the geeds are using frisbees as weapons.

      13 years ago at 10:49 am
    3. Fratlosopher King

      I’m beginning to regret not giving any good hackers bids.

      Oh wait, I guess we could just buy ICANN. Regret passed.

      13 years ago at 9:24 pm
  1. Fratfaced

    I started laughing hard at around :50 — “Geeds. It’s sexy. It’s fun.”

    13 years ago at 8:00 pm
    1. Sailing_Sweetheart

      My favorite, too. If I can have a “favorite” moment for something this atrocious.

      13 years ago at 5:41 am
    2. MowMyLawn

      The girl making all the hand motions freaks me out…She needs to be put down. And she HAS to be the video thumbnail…damn.

      13 years ago at 9:32 am
    1. thefratasticmrfox

      Well we give them a place to party during the year so it wouldn’t be right for them to be against us. And we take their money.

      13 years ago at 8:18 pm
    2. timmer

      Wouldn’t forming an anti fraternal organization be somewhat hypocritical or I am a little too inebriated?

      13 years ago at 11:10 pm
    3. Bro since Birth

      they are non-secret, not anti fraternity. God damn independents are anti fraternity…

      13 years ago at 6:17 pm
  2. BlazersKhakisNattys

    I fail to see what’s terrifying about foreigners broadcasting their irrelevance.

    13 years ago at 8:10 pm
  3. carolinahaze

    Geeds have been under our heels for the better part of 200 years – a retarded YouTube “call to action” is sure as hell not going to change that. We will continue to run this country whether they like it or not. We don’t need to troll these losers – if we just do what we always do (ignore them), they will remain in their rightful place at the bottom of the social pyramid.

    13 years ago at 8:13 pm
    1. Merlyn

      I was unaware of what i was listening to until i saw the promo “” literally in text at the end of the clip.

      13 years ago at 8:30 pm
    2. Mericaaa

      It was really hard to understand that they combined “good” with “deeds” to form geeds. Went right over my head… oh wait.

      13 years ago at 2:55 pm