When your mom has to hold back tears as you share stories from the fall semester at the dinner table. TFM.

  1. Old Virginia

    You’re a a fucking idiot. Making your mom cry because you feel like you have to expound upon how “frat” you are at the dinner table makes you a piece of sit son and a no better than a GDI.

    13 years ago at 4:27 pm
    1. Alpha Frat

      Well put, but I would go so far as to say he is a piece of shit. It’s way worse than a piece of sit.

      13 years ago at 11:32 pm
  2. State Street Steve

    Your mom having to hold in her screams as I finger blast her under the table.

    13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    1. GTgentleman

      I’d be pissed too if I didn’t live in Georgia. I’m sorry for your loss, we’ll send flowers.

      13 years ago at 1:45 am
    1. Tommy Gufano

      Shouldn’t your user name be “Frank” if you’re going to be doing the countdown thing?

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm
  3. Blu_Bro

    Your mom having to hold back tears from the smell of the shit I take on your dinner table. TFTC

    13 years ago at 5:06 pm
    1. Fuhrer Adolf Fratler

      Does it smell that bad due to all of the boxes of franzia you buttchugged while pre-gaming for this shit?

      13 years ago at 1:00 am
  4. Sure Why Not

    I like finals week. It gives me am excuse when the slams ask why my pecker is so small. Usually I just kinda shrug it off, but behind the nonchalant gesture, it hurts.

    13 years ago at 8:08 pm
  5. MittsStillTits

    Your mom holding back tears because you hit her for making a shitty dinner while you are home
    TBackhandM

    13 years ago at 9:32 pm
    1. GTgentleman

      Me punching you in the fucking nose if I ever see you backhanding someone’s mother. TfistM.

      13 years ago at 1:47 am
    2. MittsStillTits

      Sorry i have a lot of things going on at home. Sometimes i release my anger by pretending to wail on my parents. Lots of therapy is in order

      13 years ago at 8:56 am