Well either you obviously don’t live in that nice of a town if you have to put a sticker on your windshield, or your car sucks and you don’t care if your windows have shit on them.
You must be poor. Obviously a real frat star would have a different car for each occasion. Like I have my Z71 Tahoe tagged with my 1,000,000 dollar country club. Then my convertible Mercedes SL has the sticker for my marina when I want to go take out my 750,000 dollar sail boat. My Porsche 911 Turbo has my company sticker on the front left for when I want to go park at the law firm I own. I know I’m only 20, but since I’m so fucking fratty, and my dad is a fratstar himself, he already gave me the company. All I do though is drink makers in my Sperrys though. While holding an American flag. If you see anything wrong with this paragraph then you are NF, and I am obviously TFTC. My next move was to post a picture of everything I own so I can be fucking cool and show off to random kids sitting behind a computer screen. This Makers/Addy rant has been brought to you by TakeALap. Good day.
TakeaLap, you are such a poor. When I go to the country club, I take the frat-copter and land on my personal fratting pad next to the championship teebox on hole 1. My caddie, cart girl and cart driver already waiting. And when I go to the marina in Monaco, I take the private jet. It is known by air-traffic controlers the world over as Frat-1.
FrattyLite, I’ve read your comment over and over, and I still can’t seem to grasp your concept. Please try again next time with proper grammar usage, and spelling.
Someone go wakwe up SECGREEK and tlel himm a buchn of fratstars are waiuting for this story and our slams are getting irratable laying in bed ready to give s OTPHJs.
This has to be one of the funniest threads that I have read on this site. Waiting for fail friday comes up with some quality content. But seriously can we hear that story bro? I’m waiting at the turn holding people up…
Alright, here’s the story. I went to the bar shit-faced with pledge brothers and ended up slamming 3 girls in the bar bathroom.
Actually..
What ended up happening was I downed 1800 until I went Terry Schiavo mode, puked down an officer’s shirt, made out with a chunker, and lost my dignity.. along with my shorts. I WAS DOWNTOWN IN BOXERS FOR 20 MINUTES.
^ The first part of that was better than the rest, or more believable. I just fail to see how it relates to the post it originated from. So yes I will be tuning in for more.
You got Obama 2012 bro?
13 years ago at 9:33 pmNah, he’s still got the Obama 08 one
13 years ago at 10:06 pmLeft. NF.
13 years ago at 12:49 amRight. FaF
13 years ago at 12:51 am^That
13 years ago at 4:01 pm^^I support your name, sir
13 years ago at 4:24 pmMy neighborhood’s gate building is on the right side so mine are on the bottom right.
13 years ago at 9:35 pmCool man. You work for the DNR?
13 years ago at 9:39 pmIt’s not a very good paying job but I would do it in a heartbeat. I think I would love it
13 years ago at 9:41 pmWell either you obviously don’t live in that nice of a town if you have to put a sticker on your windshield, or your car sucks and you don’t care if your windows have shit on them.
13 years ago at 10:10 pmYou must be poor. Obviously a real frat star would have a different car for each occasion. Like I have my Z71 Tahoe tagged with my 1,000,000 dollar country club. Then my convertible Mercedes SL has the sticker for my marina when I want to go take out my 750,000 dollar sail boat. My Porsche 911 Turbo has my company sticker on the front left for when I want to go park at the law firm I own. I know I’m only 20, but since I’m so fucking fratty, and my dad is a fratstar himself, he already gave me the company. All I do though is drink makers in my Sperrys though. While holding an American flag. If you see anything wrong with this paragraph then you are NF, and I am obviously TFTC. My next move was to post a picture of everything I own so I can be fucking cool and show off to random kids sitting behind a computer screen. This Makers/Addy rant has been brought to you by TakeALap. Good day.
13 years ago at 12:19 amYeah, fuck poor people.
13 years ago at 12:23 amAdd a TFM to the end of that and we’re in business
13 years ago at 12:33 amCan’t stop laughing, funny rant sir.
13 years ago at 12:38 amHey TakeALap, take a lap.
13 years ago at 12:42 am^This guy’s not that clever.
13 years ago at 7:04 amTakeALap, good job at being a fuckin try hard and bringing out your other pussy creep try hards that think you’re rant is actually true
13 years ago at 10:33 amTakeaLap, you are such a poor. When I go to the country club, I take the frat-copter and land on my personal fratting pad next to the championship teebox on hole 1. My caddie, cart girl and cart driver already waiting. And when I go to the marina in Monaco, I take the private jet. It is known by air-traffic controlers the world over as Frat-1.
13 years ago at 1:11 pmFrattyLite, I’ve read your comment over and over, and I still can’t seem to grasp your concept. Please try again next time with proper grammar usage, and spelling.
13 years ago at 2:30 pmFrattylite wouldn’t recognize a joke if it had fists and punched him.
13 years ago at 5:53 pmAs a guy who also goes to UGA, I can relate to this.
13 years ago at 12:39 amTell us more.
13 years ago at 12:40 amYa, id listen to a further explination.
13 years ago at 12:42 amLooks like you’re going to have a crowd.
13 years ago at 12:44 amI’ll take a seat and listen as well.
13 years ago at 12:47 am^^I’m going to guess that you can’t spell because you’re hammered.
13 years ago at 12:48 amThat was for better than you. Lacing up.
13 years ago at 12:48 am^ Fuck that grab a beer and listen to this here relation.
13 years ago at 12:53 ami can still listen when im hammeerd, mr. higgers
13 years ago at 12:54 am^Best way to listen. Frat on.
13 years ago at 12:56 amSECGreek…lets get this pony show on the road, you have able boddied fraternity men sitting here waiting on your story and we fixin to run outa beer.
13 years ago at 12:57 am^Mr. higgers is spot on, as usual,
13 years ago at 12:58 amLooks like Fail Friday will be here before this fella.
13 years ago at 1:00 amWe’re going to be too drunk to remember if he doesn’t hurry up.
13 years ago at 1:01 amSomeone go wakwe up SECGREEK and tlel himm a buchn of fratstars are waiuting for this story and our slams are getting irratable laying in bed ready to give s OTPHJs.
13 years ago at 1:07 am^seconded
13 years ago at 1:08 am^you and Nate seem to be good folks. make twitters with your TFM names and join the community…good shit gets said
13 years ago at 1:10 amTheres literally 100s of us that group chat abouttfm and other shit. its excellent
13 years ago at 1:12 amMeh, fuck it might as well, I’m tired of waiting on this completely pointless story.
13 years ago at 1:13 amYoull enjoy it, its all the traditional TFM ames form the oast year. ive gottten to know a bucn of the guys from all ove the county
13 years ago at 1:15 amFuck it, just made one. Everyone from before were way frattier, anyway. Pussies here nowadays.
13 years ago at 1:31 amlook me up..an the old school TFM ers
13 years ago at 1:36 amEh it ain’t so bad.
13 years ago at 1:44 amPretty good turnout here for the cool story i’m about to tell. Let me go grab some whiskey and i’ll be right back.
13 years ago at 1:49 amFUCK THAT WE’VE BEEN WAITIN FOREVER AND I AIN’T GOT BUT 3 BEERS LEFT!
13 years ago at 1:54 amIM OUT OF WHISKEY YOU FUCKER
13 years ago at 1:57 amCan you throw me one? I can’t find my whiskey. This is a fucking problem.
13 years ago at 1:58 amI’M NOT A PIKE BUT YEAH I’LL TRY TO TOSS ONE FROM BAMA TO GA
13 years ago at 2:01 amThis is a crowd of Pikes? Fuck, i’m going home.
13 years ago at 2:05 amFUCK PIKE.
13 years ago at 2:08 am^tHis
13 years ago at 2:13 am^^ Dont make me get Fratdusky YOU HAVE AFUCKIN AUDIENCE. ENTERTAIN!!!!
Alright im back ad ready for sotry
13 years ago at 2:13 amI DON’T HAVE MY WHISKEY DAMMIT
13 years ago at 2:15 amSECGREEK lets go story time im in my relciner with my snuggy and slam and readyto get a OTPHJ while we read your excellent story
13 years ago at 2:16 amImprovise!
13 years ago at 2:17 am^^Snuggys TFTC?
13 years ago at 2:23 amOTPHJ in snuggies way TFTC
13 years ago at 2:26 amim hear you fosdamn noggera tell mt a fuckign storyu yu somebitch wordt bitrhday ever
13 years ago at 4:14 amThis has to be one of the funniest threads that I have read on this site. Waiting for fail friday comes up with some quality content. But seriously can we hear that story bro? I’m waiting at the turn holding people up…
13 years ago at 3:19 pmAm I too late to hear the story?
13 years ago at 3:25 pmFuck you SECGreek, I read all these comments and never got a story
13 years ago at 5:13 pmTime to start drinking, might as well wait on this fucking story before I go to the bar.
13 years ago at 5:29 pmWhere the fuck is this story?
13 years ago at 12:07 amSECGreek is a TKE. that is all. good night
13 years ago at 2:19 amAlright, here’s the story. I went to the bar shit-faced with pledge brothers and ended up slamming 3 girls in the bar bathroom.
Actually..
What ended up happening was I downed 1800 until I went Terry Schiavo mode, puked down an officer’s shirt, made out with a chunker, and lost my dignity.. along with my shorts. I WAS DOWNTOWN IN BOXERS FOR 20 MINUTES.
Didn’t get arrested though!
Round 2 tomorrow, stay tuned.
13 years ago at 2:38 am^ The first part of that was better than the rest, or more believable. I just fail to see how it relates to the post it originated from. So yes I will be tuning in for more.
13 years ago at 3:42 amI was expecting a Column SEC…
13 years ago at 3:53 amSEC-pleae give us and episode 2 and some details. that left your WHOLE audinece dissipointed.
13 years ago at 3:55 amI expect a column before I get to Galettes tomorrow! You cunt.
13 years ago at 4:04 amAll we aks for is a quality story in resonce t your origional post
13 years ago at 4:35 amIm ready for round 2 Mr.SEC
13 years ago at 12:49 pmAlright you needy fuckers, round two starts in 5 hours.
13 years ago at 1:10 pmTry to keep it between five to six hundred words. I don’t want another one of your 098 stories, but I don’t want a novel either.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmAlright im back ad ready for sotry
13 years ago at 2:10 pmMaybe it was the wait but I found myself disappointed with that last story. A little more character development in this next chapter, please.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmHey fucker we never got a story! You let your whole audience down.
13 years ago at 6:16 pmWe’re still waiting. I’ve had the pledges huddled around since part 1 and the liquor store is almost out of whiskey.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmAND YES, WE’RE MAD BRO!!!!
13 years ago at 1:58 amFucking rple buttom FUCK YOUSECGREEK
13 years ago at 2:00 amholy shit. so frat.
13 years ago at 9:17 amI forgot this was about window stickers
13 years ago at 11:44 amVehicle decals for military base access are on the bottom left. You guys fucking suck, probably a soldier and everyone is ripping him.
13 years ago at 9:19 amDaddy putting Masonic stickers in the bottom left of all our cars<3
13 years ago at 9:41 am