High class gentlemen don’t have stinky ass shoes, and boatmen don’t have smelly ass sperries… When did advertising your smelly shit infused shoes get cool? Where’s the common sense?
So why don’t you toss your filthy Sperrys into the washer? Untie them, toss into the wash with regular laundry detergent, re-tie and let dry over three days on cedar shoe trees. Stupid Pledge, do we have to teach you everything?
^ Sure. Constantly having any part of me smell like Bigfoot would tend to limit social interplay. Basic hygiene and clean clothes seem a better path. My most often worn Sperrys get laundered about three times a year, dried on tight cedar shoe trees for three days, and then rubbed with leather conditioner. Cleans and softens the leather – and there’s no HazMat team following me around with deodorizing sprayers.
Mine smell like rotten Indian food in a baby’s diaper.
13 years ago at 2:30 pmWhy are you feeding your baby indian food?
13 years ago at 3:14 pmThis is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier!
13 years ago at 3:28 pmMy dick smells like bigfoot’s Sperrys.And probably his dick, too.
13 years ago at 2:32 pmwell played
13 years ago at 2:46 pmAn interesting observation…
13 years ago at 2:39 pmFinally I found someone who also smells mythical creatures genitals
13 years ago at 2:47 pmKnowing what Bigfoot’s dick smells like. TFTC.
13 years ago at 3:09 pmIs there also fungus too?
13 years ago at 3:34 pmThey’re*
13 years ago at 1:36 am^take a lap they’re=they are
^^also and too in the same sentence are redundant
Take laps together, whoever comes in last has to suck Obama’s dick
13 years ago at 7:53 amYou should probably get a new pair, bro.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmHigh class gentlemen don’t have stinky ass shoes, and boatmen don’t have smelly ass sperries… When did advertising your smelly shit infused shoes get cool? Where’s the common sense?
13 years ago at 5:03 pmMy dick smells like Bigfoot’s sperrys.
13 years ago at 4:42 pm^
13 years ago at 5:33 pmI’m pretty sure Bigfoot wears Cole Haans
13 years ago at 12:50 pmYou guys are fuckin weird…
13 years ago at 5:21 pm^
13 years ago at 5:29 pmThis fucking guy^
13 years ago at 7:53 amSo you’re saying they smell like Sex Panther by Odion. Studies show 60% of the time it works, everytime.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmIt’s made with real bits of panther so you know it’s good
13 years ago at 9:43 amSo why don’t you toss your filthy Sperrys into the washer? Untie them, toss into the wash with regular laundry detergent, re-tie and let dry over three days on cedar shoe trees. Stupid Pledge, do we have to teach you everything?
13 years ago at 7:55 pmYou mad?
13 years ago at 8:00 pm^^ Is that what you do?
13 years ago at 7:33 am^ Sure. Constantly having any part of me smell like Bigfoot would tend to limit social interplay. Basic hygiene and clean clothes seem a better path. My most often worn Sperrys get laundered about three times a year, dried on tight cedar shoe trees for three days, and then rubbed with leather conditioner. Cleans and softens the leather – and there’s no HazMat team following me around with deodorizing sprayers.
13 years ago at 8:02 amOr you could stop being a cheap piece of shit and buy a new pair
13 years ago at 9:45 am