1. Bleaux Me

      Having an extramarital affair and illegitimate child with a Hooters waitress. TFM. Go braves.

      14 years ago at 4:09 pm
    3. TKEpledge

      (That wouldn’t do anything. The match would defuse before it caught up with the gasoline…..keep trying buddy)

      14 years ago at 4:18 pm
    4. Pee Buttermore

      ^Actually the fumes from gas are flammable, so with the liquid in his stomach and on his breath a lit match (assuming he didn’t close his mouth immediately and deprive the flame of oxygen) could actually create an explosion.

      14 years ago at 5:06 pm
    5. Greatest Bro on Turf

      Will do, but while the match is reaching the flames Chipper will choke yet another playoff away

      14 years ago at 8:53 am
  7. John McClane

    First ballot Hall Of Fame player for sure, and my favorite athlete. Actually got to meet him in a bar a few years ago, and the guy can rage.

    14 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. Strom Thurmond

      The Mets probably should retire it too during Chipper’s last game in New York on September 9th

      14 years ago at 9:52 pm