The borderline orgasmic pull from the water fountain in the morning. TFM.

  1. better_than_you

    Keeping a mini-fridge by your bed full of power-aids. TFM.
    Keeping a mini-fridge in your closet full parts from the vietnameese prostitute you killed last. TFTC.
    Keeping a mini fridge full of cups of your own urine because its sterile and you like the taste of it. RFM.

    13 years ago at 8:37 pm
    1. General Fratmoreland

      Hey, I don’t want to be a dick about this, but somebody’s gotta say it.

      You’re a fucking try-hard. Get out.

      13 years ago at 9:08 pm