Being "grab your dick so you dont piss yourself when you fart" drunk. TFM.

  1. FaFTexas

    I don’t know if this TFM is gay or if it is gay. I am going to put my money on gay.

    13 years ago at 2:19 pm
    1. More Frat Than You

      New line for the spring pledge class: “You guys are fucked more than Penn State.”

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
    2. Jerry Fratdusky

      BROst Beef, instead of pouring liquor on the ground I poured a fine bottle of pee from a boy, 2003 vintage.

      13 years ago at 4:30 pm
    1. Samuel Brojackson

      ^ You’re lucky your shoes are not on or I would haze the fuck out of you pledge

      13 years ago at 2:51 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      I have many leather-bound books……my apartment smells of rich mahogany…..

      13 years ago at 5:59 pm
  2. Frat Phil

    The “I’m too cool to think a TFM is funny” crowd is taking over the site. Seriously, shut the fuck up.

    13 years ago at 3:37 pm
    1. KentuckyFried Frat

      ^ agreed. I find this TFM to be one of the few realistic and hilarious ones.

      13 years ago at 5:08 pm
    2. Captain Douchebag

      I agree with Phil. Its real. At least it’s not one if those “My dad is frat and rich and I fuck a lot and I drive a Ferrari and shoot ducks.” TFMs.

      13 years ago at 5:54 pm