Jason Varitek deciding to retire after the Red Sox banned alcohol in the clubhouse. TFM.

  1. Volunteer Traditions

    I’m sure that’s the only reason why he retired. Nonetheless, I got a chuckle out of this.

    14 years ago at 9:26 pm
  2. DavidAllanBro

    He fucking sucks too. “What?! Obviously you haven’t seen his insane knuckleball, fuckin douchebag.” I don’t give a fuck, if the ball goes 40 miles per hour, then he fucking sucks. And that’s the only thing he throws. But other than that, this TFM made me laugh. Go Braves.

    14 years ago at 10:55 pm
    1. Cigar Aficionado

      I don’t know if you were joking or not but the knuckleballer is Tim Wakefield. Varitek was a catcher…

      14 years ago at 11:01 pm
    2. The White Bobby J

      Well I guess someone doesn’t enjoy subtle humor. Get that stick out of your ass

      14 years ago at 11:25 am
    3. Shooting Turkey

      Not knowing enough about sports to open your mouth but still trying to talk about it like you know everything. NF

      14 years ago at 11:32 am
  3. cargo_shorts

    Only player to have played in the Little League World Series, the College World Series, the World Series, the Olympics and the World Baseball Classic. TFM.

    14 years ago at 11:54 pm
    1. Urine_4_it_Ms_Butts

      You have quite a wealth of knowledge in those cool, oversized pockets.

      14 years ago at 2:44 am
    1. Shooting Turkey

      Pinstripes are the cargo shorts of baseball, being called the “Yankees” is enough alone to make them NF. Go sox.

      14 years ago at 11:34 am
    2. Shooting Turkey

      Than*, Redsox have the second highest payroll in baseball and manage to not look like a bunch of pussies or douchebags with it.

      14 years ago at 11:22 pm
  4. tftc7

    You’re not a Yankees fan you wouldn’t know what winning feels like only thing you feel is that broner you have for the sox

    14 years ago at 2:33 pm
    1. ^ except for the fact that in the last 11 years the Sox have won more world series than the Yankees

      14 years ago at 3:13 pm
  5. tftc7

    Except for the fact in the history or baseball the Yankees have won more world series than the red sox…. And any other team

    14 years ago at 11:22 pm