One time I sprained my johnson during sex. I guess that could be considered a “celebration,” but I also consider it a “game” as well. You know, because sometimes when you celebrate too hard you’re just so in the moment that you forget to take care of your own body and a dicksplit just happens. As painful as it sounds, we’ve all been there. On the other hand, when it comes to a “game,” there is but one goal in your sights, simply winning. Trust me folks, when it comes to sex, I win. I always finish first by a country mile. For me, sex is a combination of both a celebration and a game, the best of both worlds, if you will. A moment of pure joy and determination that requires brute force and incredible amounts of lube, and at the end, nobody is celebrating but me
Getting injured during the game TKevinWareM
13 years ago at 4:29 pmToo far
13 years ago at 10:09 pmNot drinking your daily glass of milk. TKevinWareM
13 years ago at 8:52 amTTedGinnM. Losing national championship games because of it- NF.
13 years ago at 5:04 pmTGramaticaM.
13 years ago at 9:05 pmOne time I sprained my johnson during sex. I guess that could be considered a “celebration,” but I also consider it a “game” as well. You know, because sometimes when you celebrate too hard you’re just so in the moment that you forget to take care of your own body and a dicksplit just happens. As painful as it sounds, we’ve all been there. On the other hand, when it comes to a “game,” there is but one goal in your sights, simply winning. Trust me folks, when it comes to sex, I win. I always finish first by a country mile. For me, sex is a combination of both a celebration and a game, the best of both worlds, if you will. A moment of pure joy and determination that requires brute force and incredible amounts of lube, and at the end, nobody is celebrating but me
13 years ago at 1:03 amNF
13 years ago at 10:20 pmGus Frerotte headbutting a wall. FAF.
13 years ago at 4:57 amGetting injured after wanking it. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:21 am