Girl Live Tweets Sorority Girl Breaking Up With Boyfriend While Getting Manicure
9 years ago

Girl Brings Internet To Its Feet While Live Tweeting Sorority Girl Breaking Up With Boyfriend,

A sorority girl is here to make your Sunday a little more entertaining, providing top notch entertainment after making the fantastic decision to break up with her boyfriend while getting her nails done on Friday.

PGP’s own Taylor Stovall was there in that salon on Friday. Fortunately for us, she live tweeted the whole event. Grab some popcorn and enjoy.

A few takeaways from this whole thing:

1) Getting drunk and playing golf with your boys all summer is the only way to go about summer. Why is homegirl so upset at Jordan for doing that? Honestly, Jordan deserves a girl who won’t restrict his summer activities. What does she expect him to do, go shopping with her?

2) Although Jordan may deserve a girl who will let him get drunk and play golf, he kind of needs to grow a pair from the way the convo seemed to go. Getting upset about a girl breaking up with you? Girl already knowing that you’re clingy and will call her? Telling your now ex-girlfriend to text you later? Let it go, man. Plenty of fish in the sea.

3) The girl stopping him mid-sentence to give the nail lady some demands is quite a power move.

    1. Kramer Poon Wanger

      May God have mercy on his soul and allow for him a summer full of uninjured golf and drinking.

      9 years ago at 1:52 pm
  4. P.G.T Beauregard

    This was on PGP first. And Twitter before that. You are fucking useless Harrison. Where intern smeagol so I can roast her bitch ass

    9 years ago at 12:59 pm
    1. P.G.T Beauregard

      Let’s get the generic comment “lace Em’ up” or “try less” in there. Because that’s how unoriginal you fucks are. Go suck a dick. The South will rise again.

      9 years ago at 1:05 pm
      4. P.G.T Beauregard

        The only thing rough was the sex I just had with your sweetheart. Peasant

        9 years ago at 2:53 pm
  5. Slade Fratstroke Wilson

    I truly have been out of college for 3 years cause I don’t know what the fuck GroupMe is

    9 years ago at 1:13 pm
    1. P.G.T Beauregard

      It’s a massive group text where the boners in your fraternity bitch about grades and lack of philanthropy

      9 years ago at 1:14 pm
      3. P.G.T Beauregard

        And I know it says you are lazy rican but I’m not politically correct so you are Mexican to me

        9 years ago at 2:55 pm
      5. IglooButts

        it honestly blows horsecock. I like to lighten the mood and everyone gets pissed because I’m preventing productive conversations from taking place in groupme. since when has a civil conversation ever had more than 3-4 people anyways?

        9 years ago at 2:11 pm
      6. 144agemo

        Or the ubiquitous “move this to another group” when other people don’t realize getting a pick up game together actually IS an urgent announcement… and should be in the coordinating groupme.

        9 years ago at 2:43 pm
      7. P.G.T Beauregard

        That’s why you need a business and casual group me chat. The boners are usually bitching in business and the rest are roasting them in casual.

        9 years ago at 2:58 pm
      8. GeebsNotGeeds

        Our breakdown is the EC chat for the decision making by nerds, pledge class group for bullshitting about anything and everything, and the primary groupme with everyone which is mostly just a contest to see who can send in the best “bouncing titties” gif. This system works for me and I don’t not recommend it.

        9 years ago at 3:23 pm
      9. 144agemo

        We have urgent subjects, important subjects, dumb subjects, gambling, lifting and IM, pledge tasks and cleaning, a group for each pledge class, a group with alumni, one for rush and rush t shirts and a group for getting alcohol for parties. we have a mantra that, if you can’t solve a problem through normal means, make another group chat.

        9 years ago at 4:19 pm
      10. 144agemo

        oh, and an exec board group and a j board group. plus a separate group for every pledge class that has that has the pledge master and the Sgt in it.

        9 years ago at 4:22 pm
      12. P.G.T Beauregard

        Bring it, bitch. What do you have? Besides the pride of being in a middle tier fraternity at a directional school no one gives a fuck about

        9 years ago at 5:14 pm
      13. P.G.T Beauregard

        What’s your hangover cure, a cock in your ass that gives you adrenaline?

        9 years ago at 5:15 pm
      14. TheHangoverCure

        I’m about to graduate from the number 1 ranked school in the nation for my major in engineering. I’ll be sure not to hire you for my busy work.

        9 years ago at 5:22 pm
      15. P.G.T Beauregard

        Oh really? All of us here are SO impressed. Cause we can all hide behind an anonymous account. Drop your Twitter handle.

        9 years ago at 5:38 pm
      16. TheHangoverCure

        I don’t have a twitter because I’m usually busy doing more important things. The semester just ended so I have a bit more time to sit here and laugh at your dumbass.

        9 years ago at 5:42 pm
      17. TheHangoverCure

        I’m not the type to rub my education in people’s faces but since you’re the one to bring it up, I had to check you on it.

        9 years ago at 5:48 pm
      18. P.G.T Beauregard

        That’s what I thought. You are a loser. “More important things to do” yet you are on TFM on a Sunday afternoon. It’s different for me because I could care less. You on the other hand have an inferiority complex so high that Napoleon is telling you that you need to sit this one out

        9 years ago at 6:25 pm
      19. Slade Fratstroke Wilson

        Holy shit! I leave for two hours and I got lapped so hard? Shit.

        9 years ago at 6:43 pm
      21. P.G.T Beauregard

        When in doubt and when you are obviously a 2 bit cum guzzler like yourself hangover cure, stick to correcting grammar. Because while you are correcting grammar I’ll be talking to girls, more specifically I’ll be tongue punching your mother’s uterus.

        9 years ago at 7:45 pm
      22. TheHangoverCure

        You finished or you done? I just didn’t like your racist comment very much and decided to say something. I really pity you after seeing your temper tandrum on here and how angry you must be with your life haha.

        9 years ago at 7:56 pm
      23. P.G.T Beauregard

        Shut the fuck up. If I cared about your opinion and hurting your feelings I would have asked. Save your “haha” for TSM. And while you are at it, go make me a taco. I’m getting hungry.

        9 years ago at 9:09 pm
  9. Notagdi2

    Why are we ignoring the fact that our buddy Jordan made out with someone else right in front of his girlfriend….? On some level, doesn’t he deserve this?

    9 years ago at 2:02 pm
    2. GeebsNotGeeds

      For an act that daring in front of a girl this crazy the man deserves a beer.

      9 years ago at 3:18 pm
    3. P.G.T Beauregard

      Yes on one hand he may deserve it. But on the other hand, shut your fucking mouth, plebeian. Nobody ever goes out of their way to say they aren’t something, unless of course they are

      9 years ago at 4:03 pm
  10. beanfickersupreme

    Another article regarding crap we don’t care about. You guys are turning to pure shit.

    9 years ago at 2:14 pm