Girl Live Tweets Sorority Girl Breaking Up With Boyfriend While Getting Manicure
A sorority girl is here to make your Sunday a little more entertaining, providing top notch entertainment after making the fantastic decision to break up with her boyfriend while getting her nails done on Friday.
PGP’s own Taylor Stovall was there in that salon on Friday. Fortunately for us, she live tweeted the whole event. Grab some popcorn and enjoy.
The girl sitting right next to me at the nail salon is breaking up with her boyfriend on the phone. While she's getting her nails done.
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "My Big is so pissed off at you she still won't talk to me about it. Literally I just can't deal with this anymore"
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "All you're going to do all summer is act like a drunk asshole and play golf with your friends. Like, I have plans"
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall idk how this girl doesn't think a guy is going to get drunk and play golf in the summer that is what they do
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "I know, I know. But I graduate in December. We talked about this. Don't get upset, I'm in public" *makes eye contact w/me*
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall she literally just cut this dude off mid conversation and asked the nail lady: "Um could you make them a little more square"
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "Listen, Jordan. We knew this wasn't going to work. Stop tagging me in Instagrams right now"
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "You fucking made out with another girl in front of me. I literally cannot" Oh okay this must have been formal here we go
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "No, I don't forgive you. My GroupMe has photos, Jordan. I cannot deal with this right now…no, you can't come over."
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "Just give me some space. I need to think about this. You really fucked up, Jordan." There are old ladies listening now
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "Me and Elise are going out in the city tonight. Don't call me this weekend. I don't think you can fix this one this time"
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall "Yeah ok, I'll text you later." She hangs up, looks over at me, and fucking giggles. I am looking at Lucifer himself
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall I'm about to lose it laughing. She's fervently texting in her GroupMe probably totally roasting our dawg Jordan here
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
@taylor_stovall she is leaving. She's cackling while reading her phone. Oh my, I think our boy Jordan is really in for it this time
— Taylor Stovall (@taylor_stovall) May 13, 2016
A few takeaways from this whole thing:
1) Getting drunk and playing golf with your boys all summer is the only way to go about summer. Why is homegirl so upset at Jordan for doing that? Honestly, Jordan deserves a girl who won’t restrict his summer activities. What does she expect him to do, go shopping with her?
2) Although Jordan may deserve a girl who will let him get drunk and play golf, he kind of needs to grow a pair from the way the convo seemed to go. Getting upset about a girl breaking up with you? Girl already knowing that you’re clingy and will call her? Telling your now ex-girlfriend to text you later? Let it go, man. Plenty of fish in the sea.
3) The girl stopping him mid-sentence to give the nail lady some demands is quite a power move..
This girl sounds fucking awful
But damn do I respect a good power move.
9 years ago at 3:50 pmNo guy deserves this. Fuck that bitch.
9 years ago at 5:07 pmCan’t believe this Taylor chick got to be THERE in THAT salon for this historic event. Fuck off Harrison
9 years ago at 5:33 pmSo, are we just ignoring the fact that comments of the week wasn’t posted today?
9 years ago at 9:17 pmJordan sounds like a pussy if he’s that clingy
9 years ago at 12:59 amJordan is Probably flogging his dick of to this bitches mother in accordance to his highly rated thirst quencher
9 years ago at 7:50 amGirlfriends. NF.
9 years ago at 11:47 amSomeone give that girl a bid.
9 years ago at 2:13 pm