Girls On Chinese Tinder Attempt To Sound American By Using Normal English Names Like “Flashlight” And “Autism”
It baffles me that at least two Chinese ladies thought the random English word “autism” sounded beautiful enough to choose as their name, but weren’t willing to go through the trouble of looking up what it meant. Then again, I called the members of the underground caffeinated Four Loko ring my fraternity brothers and I ran by the Chinese word “肛門” which, when pronounced in Chinese, sounds like “the Gangmen” in English, but actually translates to something much, much different. Simple mistake..
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I’d fuck with autism.
10 years ago at 5:32 pmWhich Autism?
10 years ago at 5:59 pmAll of the autism I could.
10 years ago at 6:02 pmBig fan of Ruthlessness to be honest. Can only imagine what that translates to in bed
10 years ago at 7:00 pmRuthlessness 100 percent knows what her name means in English.
10 years ago at 10:43 pm“Have I turned you on yet flashlight?”
10 years ago at 5:33 pmI just burst out laughing from this one
10 years ago at 1:32 amYou’re a geed
10 years ago at 2:55 pmMy American penis would look huge to beautiful liar, and I’m pretty sure watermelon might be trying to reach out to the police.
10 years ago at 5:34 pmWatermelon might go by her middle name of Autism
10 years ago at 7:07 pmIf “Flashlight” went with “Fleshlight” she’d bat a thousand.
10 years ago at 5:37 pmGive up treatment looks like a blurred Nicki Minaj
10 years ago at 5:41 pmIf you shined a flashlight at her face.
10 years ago at 5:48 pmI’m a sucker for DumbDumb
10 years ago at 5:52 pmHonestly though I wouldn’t be too surprised if there are Americans named Pheromone
10 years ago at 6:07 pmI’m sure they would be the same ethnicity as the people who name their daughters Epiphany.
10 years ago at 10:01 pmWithout pointing any fingers, I would definitely say there is a certain demographic that might be more likely to name their kids stuff like that
10 years ago at 1:10 amHey if you’re trying to get my attention, you can’t do much better than DRUGS BITCH
10 years ago at 6:08 pmFor those to lazy to look it up “肛門” translates to “anus” in English
10 years ago at 6:36 pmYou think ManInTheMirror knows she looks like Michael Jackson?
10 years ago at 6:40 pm