Girls On Chinese Tinder Attempt To Sound American By Using Normal English Names Like “Flashlight” And “Autism”
I used to think American Tinder was as weird as it got when it came to dating apps, but then I was informed about Tantan, China’s version of Tinder.
A tipster named Adam sent this email to our tipline (tips@totalfratmove.com) about his experience with the dating app:
Long story short after graduation two of my fraternity brothers and myself came to China to teach English for a year. Shortly after arriving here we got TanTan the Chinese version of tinder. A lot of Chinese girls choose English names for themselves though most have little to no idea what their names actually mean. The resulting names are incredible. We have been keeping screenshots of all of the ridiculous names and pictures we’ve found.
Here are the best names that Adam and his friends came across on Tantan, for your viewing pleasure.









Holy fuck Aisan girls look busted
10 years ago at 7:01 pmYou’re the true busted one.
10 years ago at 8:52 pmToo bad your dad’s condom busted.
10 years ago at 3:05 amChinese chicks are hot and don’t carry the ginger gene. Win win Chen Chen.
10 years ago at 7:27 pmWhat’s this app called? I’m trying to take a bite out of mongo
10 years ago at 7:48 pmDo they not smile in the Orient?
10 years ago at 9:32 pmDRUGS BITCH sounds like a good time.
10 years ago at 9:44 pmWouldn’t mind an OTPHJ from boomshakalaka….oh and “Kill You” seems like a nice lady as well.
10 years ago at 10:04 pmBest part about hooking up with an asian is they’re not used to our massive dongs
10 years ago at 11:48 pmLove me a dumb asian chick.
10 years ago at 1:32 amBoomshakalaka killed me
10 years ago at 9:02 amWhy does the same Asian girl have 20 profiles?
10 years ago at 9:54 am