Girls Take A Million Selfies At D-Backs Game While Grown Men Make Fun Of Them
Watching a group of girls take a million selfies with multiple cell phones is so much funnier with commentary from older men who just don’t get it. And I’m right there with them. I am these men. I don’t really get it and I grew up with cell phones that take pictures. These guys grew up with landlines and no caller ID, then they had pagers — pagers! — before the cell phone era got traction. It makes for a funny generational disconnect.
Selfies, though. Ugh. We’re all just a bunch of self-important shitbags, aren’t we? Oh damn, I’m eating a churro at a baseball game. That’s not something that happens every day. I better take a picture of myself holding it. Oh wait, Rebecca, get in here, you hoe bag. Check out this motherfucking churro. Selfie time! #ChurroLife. This hotdog is a foot long. It’s a footlong hotdog. That’s crazy because most hotdogs are like half this size. I’m bout to selfie the fuck out this footlong so all my friends will know that I ate a footlong today. #FootlongBitches.
Did you really go to a baseball game if you don't post at least 5 selfies? #ButFirst pic.twitter.com/tcqsz4Lbld
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) October 1, 2015
Below is the full video, old man commentary included.
Just absolutely no clue what’s going on in the game, but fuck it, they look cute and those churro selfies last forever..
[via MLB.com]
Image via Twitter/ @Dbacks
Slow news day?
11 years ago at 11:46 amIf you aren’t busy later, you minding offing Steve Holt? Thanks man.
11 years ago at 12:20 pmWell I only kill other killers and Steve Holt is killing this site so yea I’m down. You my boy, blue
11 years ago at 2:20 pmAlso, kill FroloMane69 while youre at it
11 years ago at 4:25 pmHahaha they’re ASU AXO’s
11 years ago at 11:48 amRuined my assumption that every girl at ASU is hot
11 years ago at 1:09 pmTo be fair this is their B team
11 years ago at 2:16 pmI’d assume at the most it’s their C team given the ASU talent I’ve seen broadcasted in the last few years
11 years ago at 10:30 pm@tessaobert on IG. You’re welcome.
11 years ago at 3:43 pmTsm?
11 years ago at 11:49 amDo you ever die? Could you and holt please take turns stabbing each other
11 years ago at 1:52 pmthey already take turns putting it in the others asshole.
11 years ago at 8:05 amFuck off
11 years ago at 3:37 pmThe girl in the St. Louis hat is the reason I will never take a female to any sporting event ever.
11 years ago at 11:49 amfuck st louis
11 years ago at 12:55 pmCards are 15-14 in September, Wacha has an 8+ ERA in his last 7 starts, CarMart is done for the year, yadi’s hand is fucked up, and not a single Cardinals fan has even the slightest bit of doubt that they’ll win the WS. The Cardinals are the Colts of the MLB, not the Patriots, and they’re run is over… And once the Rams leave that shit hole and the Blues continue to slide, STL will have nothing left besides the “best fans in baseball” hopelessly cheering on their faded franchise and the kind folks of Ferguson.
11 years ago at 10:12 pmEasy there champ.
11 years ago at 11:59 amUmmm Lance Lynn? They have won 11/19 World Series… faded franchise, puhlease.
11 years ago at 4:00 pmWhy am I hungry and you’re not doing anything about it?
11 years ago at 3:20 pmI’ll make you a sandwich if you want one. Grilled cheese and tomato soup?
11 years ago at 8:29 pm*Their run. And no it’s not.
11 years ago at 12:49 pmI am mostly annoyed by her wearing a cards hat to a Rockies Dbacks game
11 years ago at 3:22 pmWe get it…you know about sports.
11 years ago at 3:26 pmOh okay. Pink! Shopping! Making sandwiches. Is that better?
11 years ago at 4:00 pmYes.
11 years ago at 6:38 pmYou forgot to show us your tits
11 years ago at 9:02 pmYou forgot to be original there champ
11 years ago at 9:18 pmCue the fear boner.
11 years ago at 10:27 pmSometimes the classics work just fine
11 years ago at 10:28 pm
11 years ago at 11:21 pmSo many sexual selfies taken with Churros and Hot Dogs.
11 years ago at 11:53 am“and…..nobody noticed.”
11 years ago at 11:55 amKill yourself Holt
11 years ago at 12:02 pmSteve, I hate a lot of people. But you fill me with a white hot passionate rage so intense, that I will not rest until your whole lineage is erased. I will personally flay every one of your family members alive with a rusty grapefruit knife, as I force you to look on. Only after their final bloodcurdling screams have quieted, would I then flay you, with an even rustier and more obscure utensil.
11 years ago at 12:13 pmA rusty picklefork
11 years ago at 3:05 pmDorn probably filled you with something white hot and passionate, but yeah fuck Steve Holt.
11 years ago at 7:35 pmAnddddd 2 of them are hot
11 years ago at 12:13 pmRight up my alley
11 years ago at 12:24 pmIt only takes one.
11 years ago at 7:20 pmGirl on bottom right is beautiful.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmAlright quit handgibbing yourself there, chief.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmDorn was sitting behind these girls with the Boy Scout troop he volunteers for. Dorn is the “fun and touchy counselor”.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmSir Hugs-A-Lot
11 years ago at 3:18 pmDorn: “Remember scouts, only you can prevent forrest fires and to complete this metaphor I’m going to need you to pee on me for the purpose of wildlife education and conservation.
11 years ago at 10:34 pmI’ve never understood paying for tickets if you aren’t going to pay attention. One of these days they might catch a foul ball right to the nose daddy had to buy them.
11 years ago at 2:22 pm