Going To A MLB Game? Here’s Where You’ll Pay The Most For Beer

Going To An MLB Game? Here's Where You'll Pay The Most For Beer

Baseball season is back, and America couldn’t be happier. There is now something to do on a random Tuesday night other than hit the bar. You can now make a trip to your nearest stadium, toss back some brews, and yell at Joe West. Unfortunately for us, stadiums inflate the price of beer so much that it makes it damn near impossible to get drunk. I shouldn’t have to takeout a mortgage to enjoy a watered-down Coors Light draft.

Since the season has only just begun, and you may be looking to make a trip to multiple stadiums in the coming months, Business Insider put together a nice graph to show you where you will get the most bang for your buck. Note that these are the prices for the smallest beer available.

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I’m really shocked that the Phillies can continue to get away with those prices. The smallest beer they offer is a 21 ouncer, but fans need a gallon of beer to be able to sit through a full nine innings. Where is the outrage, Philly? Regester isn’t too happy about it. He’s already visibly shaken by the idea of watching 162 games where his squad trots out the rotting corpses of once Philly greats Ryan Howard and Chase Utley. Flasks have become his best friend.

The Marlins now sit in the meaty part of the bell curve at $6 (beers were $8 last season). They must have taken note of Fox’s roast of them for having the highest prices last season. $6 still isn’t low enough for me to watch that team play.

The Angels are the most reasonable at $0.28 per ounce. It makes up for the fact that you’re in LA. Go Rangers.

[via Business Insider]

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  1. GrandpaHammerDong

    The Braves get rid of all of their high dollar athletes and leave beer prices high. I say this far to often, but C’mon Braves

    10 years ago at 1:45 pm
  2. ZeteNJ

    Not a fan of either team but the Marlins will probably be much better than the Rangers this season. Chew on that for a while.

    10 years ago at 1:50 pm
  3. FRATTYtaffy

    I was just reading the book of job to see how to work a job and I figured fuck it I’ll never be able to drink at these places like u u rich piece of shit so fuck it

    10 years ago at 2:32 pm
  4. NightriderNoisewater

    You’d think the Brewers could afford to sell for less. Especially when all the beer is brewed right down the road.

    10 years ago at 2:53 pm
    1. Kappa Significant

      Literally 2 blocks away. But whatever, Brewers tickets are cheap as shit and all the bars have free shuttles so we do alright here in Milwaukee.

      10 years ago at 6:12 pm
  5. Lord Fratquaad

    The Marlins didn’t really change anything. They’re charging $6 for a 12 ounce beer, where in the other chart from last season they charged $8 for a 16 ounce beer.

    So yeah, no real difference in price. Still not as bad as the Red Sox charging $7.75 for 12 ounces.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
  6. jcornej0

    How awesomely ironic, the team with the most innocent nickname, Halos, strive to get their fans the most fucked up with some of the lowest beer prices.

    10 years ago at 5:12 pm
  7. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

    There is no way that you can find a beer at a Blue Jay’s game for less than $7.

    10 years ago at 5:38 pm
  8. frockbottler

    It cost me 11$ for a 25oz can of bud lite at Phillies opening day. Needless to say I was broke and not even buzzed to dull the pain before they let up a grand slam in the 8th. Thanks Obama.

    10 years ago at 7:17 pm