People don’t play as much because a round takes too long for a lot of people. Rounds take too long because of women and minorities, obviously. So lets just segregate golf like the good ol’ days and stop pushing for a bigger hole like a pussy bitch.
It would be pretty fun to hole out more chips. Plus slower groups won’t take 5+ hours to play 18 making a log jam on the course behind them. Put both the holes on the green and let people choose which hole they want to play.
Fucking terrible idea. Golf isn’t for the masses. Otherwise you wouldn’t pay an extra $100,000 on top of your social membership simply to play 18. Keep it the way it is and let the women and minorities go to Top Golf. Everybody’s happy.
please. this is a joke. tiger’s the only golfer that should be making any holes bigger.
11 years ago at 4:57 pmI see what you did there.
11 years ago at 5:32 pmBoth of your moms regret raising you
11 years ago at 6:22 pmWould it be YOFO or YOFrO . . . because y’kno, the confraction is everything.
I’d like to hear your input.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmThe POTUS is probably behind this. Trying to break 120, Barack?
11 years ago at 5:13 pm
11 years ago at 5:40 pmSmaller the holes the better
11 years ago at 9:32 pmPeople don’t play as much because a round takes too long for a lot of people. Rounds take too long because of women and minorities, obviously. So lets just segregate golf like the good ol’ days and stop pushing for a bigger hole like a pussy bitch.
11 years ago at 9:43 pmFuck that.
11 years ago at 10:09 pmIt would be pretty fun to hole out more chips. Plus slower groups won’t take 5+ hours to play 18 making a log jam on the course behind them. Put both the holes on the green and let people choose which hole they want to play.
11 years ago at 10:18 pmYou could crash-land a Malaysian airplane in that thing.
11 years ago at 2:06 amToo soon man, just a little too soon
11 years ago at 5:33 amFucking terrible idea. Golf isn’t for the masses. Otherwise you wouldn’t pay an extra $100,000 on top of your social membership simply to play 18. Keep it the way it is and let the women and minorities go to Top Golf. Everybody’s happy.
11 years ago at 8:19 amJack Nicklaus quoting Hilary Clinton, “What difference does it make?”. NF
11 years ago at 10:35 am