Gronk Pounded Beers At Kansas State This Weekend, Loves To 69
Rob Gronkowski visited Manhattan, Kansas this weekend to watch his little brother, freshman fullback Glenn Gronkowski, participate in the Wildcats’ annual spring football game. In true Gronk form, however, he was sidetracked by a rousing game of pound-a-brew with some neighborly Kansas State students.
He did some laps, too.
He also ran security.
Gronk signed into the party with the standard “#87” and listed his reason for attending as “I heart to 69.”
I haven’t been able to confirm this, but it’s safe to assume he and Turd Ferguson brought the house down and ran train on the beer pong table. I’m also unable to track down which one of Brittany, Molly or Haley was chosen to 69 with Gronk, but I’m banking on Brittany W. Every Brittany is at least moderately slutty, and Brittany W. was there to meet cute boys, which in girl terms means she was there to get laid. I’ll update if I’m able to obtain this information.
His freshman brother was a metal railing-divider away from a Gronk Smash, too.
[via Shot Of Ginn]
Gronkowski. NF. Making millions in the NFL and still doing a ton of fun shit. TFM.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmIt was probably Haley. She was there to YOLO
13 years ago at 1:04 pmYou only YOLO once!
13 years ago at 7:52 pm^ YOYO?
13 years ago at 1:49 pm^that would actually be YOYOLOO
13 years ago at 9:53 pmWho wouldn’t get sidetracked for free beer?
13 years ago at 1:15 pmDorn, whoever wrote your bio will not graduate from college. He writes like a damn 5th grader.
13 years ago at 1:18 pmIt’s turrible.
13 years ago at 7:23 pmDorn, if you ever decide to do this again, you should give three people or so a chance to write your bio and choose the best and most creative one. This one is brutal and wildly unfunny.
13 years ago at 12:44 amI Like that idea.
13 years ago at 8:25 amOregon NF
13 years ago at 1:18 pmGronk will be Gronk. That guy is a walking TFM.
13 years ago at 1:31 pmIncluding his awesome cargo shorts!!!!11!!!!!11!!!
13 years ago at 12:47 amWhen you’re known for scoring touchdowns in the NFL and with Bibi Jones, then you can make fun of his cargo shorts.
13 years ago at 6:14 amthat kid in the four loko snapback needs to be hazed
13 years ago at 1:46 pmTurd Ferguson. TFM.
13 years ago at 10:32 pmYes
13 years ago at 6:46 amGronk posts under king_yolomon
13 years ago at 11:23 pmIsn’t Gronk the epitome of what every southerner hates? The obnoxious northeastern meat head with spiked hair. Yet, if he walked into any southern tailgate you’d all be on his dick trying to get fucked up with him; It wouldn’t even matter if he showed up with black cargo shorts.
13 years ago at 12:40 am