Groom’s Cake Features Nick Saban Riding Elephant And Holding Crystal Football, Gator Bride Adds Her Own Hidden Touch
If this was to scale, The Nicktator would be about ten feet tall in real life — an apt depiction of Nick Saban in the state of Alabama. Of course it could be a baby elephant, in which case it would be closer to an actual representation of his size. Look at the tusks, though. Those are man tusks. This is a grown ass elephant, and Saban is riding him near bareback while holding a crystal football high over his head.
I can’t hate on it. This is a great groom’s cake.
The Alabama fan also has great taste in women, as he chose one with a sense of humor. His bride, a University of Florida graduate, called the bakery without his knowledge and added her own little Florida Gator touch to it.
That’s an “open bar wedding” couple if I’ve ever seen one..
But does she participate in #BUTTSTUFF2015?
11 years ago at 11:57 amfuck your username
11 years ago at 12:14 pmYours isn’t a whole lot better, champ.
11 years ago at 1:38 pmRemember kids, Saban was put on this earth by the devil. Don’t you forget that.
11 years ago at 12:01 pmSaban is only a letter away from Satan. Coincidence? Yes. Does that make it untrue? No.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmWhy the hell is this an article? I don’t give a shit.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmI wonder if his wife knows their firstborn is going to be the property of the dark lord Saban.
11 years ago at 1:23 pmWell played ma’am…
11 years ago at 1:57 pmHey I know its a slow news day but what happened to the “tit bandit”?
11 years ago at 4:55 pmSchrader decided to hunker down..
11 years ago at 6:03 pm