Guy Accidentally Texts His 32 Tinder Matches At Once And They Hilariously Rip Him To Pieces
You’re about to meet Joshua, a Tinder casanova who sucks at text messaging.
Our partner site, Post Grad Problems, obtained the below text conversation where Josh seemingly intended to toss a casual “Hey gorgeous :)” to one of his Tinder matches. You see, though, Josh fucked up. He sent it to all 32 of his Tinder matches.
As you can imagine, the girls ripped him apart, limb by limb. Here’s the group text message exchange in its entirety:
You had a good run, Josh.
[via Post Grad Problems]
Hey Dorno, no one gives a shit about your experiences on tinder and the fact that girls find you creepy.
10 years ago at 11:31 pmWay to screw that one up you chicken fucker.
10 years ago at 11:34 pm“Mass texting all your Tinder matches.” TFM
10 years ago at 11:37 pmyou cant send a group message to more then 10 people on the iphone
10 years ago at 11:30 amthis is so fake its dumb, either TFM faked it or they were dumb enough to fall for it
You sir, clearly did not pledge.
10 years ago at 12:18 pmI am coming up on my 3rd year in a top fraternity at slo, I just find posts like this dumb af because there is no way they could have ever happened.
10 years ago at 12:29 pmShut up.
10 years ago at 12:34 pmWait…You’re bragging about being in a frat?
You realize once you leave school no one cares about that . YUCK
10 years ago at 2:42 pmWhat a typical trust-fund douche.
What’s so bad about having a trust fund?
10 years ago at 3:22 pmHey guys, look at this fucking poor! Point and laugh at the peasant, everybody, point and laugh.
10 years ago at 10:39 amYou don’t need to brag about being in a top tier frat. If you’re in one people already know and the content of will character will match. Stop being a try hard.
10 years ago at 3:25 pmClaiming to be frat. NF.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmHey, cuntface: Take a page from Prex and refrain from recycling the same handle for all of your internet haunts. I do admire how top-tier your frat is; keep it #swaqqqy, bruh.
10 years ago at 10:57 amI hope for his sake he’s one of the child-bodied white fucks and not the burnt rice on the left.
10 years ago at 10:40 pmHe’s the emaciated wigger on the right. Being #TyoloTC for your shirt/heterosexuality. It’s a TFM.
10 years ago at 12:42 amLiterally fuck your own face
10 years ago at 12:31 pmNot true. Lace ’em up, buddy.
10 years ago at 12:50 pmWorking at 11:30pm. RDornM.
10 years ago at 11:38 pmyeah fuck Canada
10 years ago at 11:59 pmYou clever fuck,
10 years ago at 6:08 pmFuck you canada
10 years ago at 9:32 am
10 years ago at 11:41 pmDoes anyone else wonder how you accidentally text 31 people at once?
10 years ago at 11:43 pmGuy went full retard.
10 years ago at 11:54 pmFuck you canada
10 years ago at 9:31 amYou never go full retard..
10 years ago at 12:56 pmYou can’t text them all at once… at all. This is either completely fake, or it wasn’t 30+ chicks.
10 years ago at 12:00 pmYeah you can. It’s called a group message for a reason dumbass.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmI swear half of this site is full of brain dead fucks.
Look Einstein, iMessage has a 10 person limitation for Group MMS. Group SMS is unlimited, but MMS is not. There’s a difference. Thanks for playing.
TL;DR: This Group convo is not 30 people, if it’s real.
10 years ago at 5:02 pmHow about you chill out dickhead
10 years ago at 8:58 amYou fucked up Joshua.
10 years ago at 11:45 pmShould’ve waited for iOS 8 before attempting such a daring move. At least you could’ve left when it backfired.
10 years ago at 11:47 pmI like to think he did it on purpose and was going for the impossible 33-some
10 years ago at 11:58 pmI like to think that nothing is impossible.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmThe fact that I didn’t even smirk at a single one of these girls’ responses shows that the fairer sex is not “hilarious”
10 years ago at 12:01 amGirls have a different type of humor than guys. And by that I mean just not funny at all.
10 years ago at 12:36 amGirl humor is about as interesting as watching the WNBA.
10 years ago at 12:50 amHey man, the WNBA rules!
10 years ago at 2:06 amIronic because women’s sports are humorous.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmyou know why you dont find girl humor funny? because it’s meant for GIRLS! these girls aren’t funny, thats for damn sure, but it’s shitty and a dick move to say girls in general aren’t funny. if i based the hilarity of guys off shit like Dane Cook, I’d assume all of you are fucking idiots who have to yell and imitate car alarms to be found funny.
10 years ago at 3:08 amlooks like we got another feminist gdi lads.
10 years ago at 4:02 amThese girls were hopefully at least attractive. Because hot girls aren’t funny
10 years ago at 6:42 amGo back to TSM please.
10 years ago at 8:33 amI bet you’re not_hot.
10 years ago at 9:30 amYeah, you need to shut the hell up.
10 years ago at 9:34 amLay off the Women’s Study Courses, Guy.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmSHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!
10 years ago at 12:37 pmSticking up for women. NF
10 years ago at 6:49 pmDarlin’, I’d rather stranglebate to Rosie O’Donnell while my grandmother watches than listen to a girl try to be funny.
10 years ago at 7:43 pmYou know who else isn’t funny? Dane Cook. Your argument is all kinds of invalid.
10 years ago at 11:55 am