Guy Accidentally Texts His 32 Tinder Matches At Once And They Hilariously Rip Him To Pieces

You’re about to meet Joshua, a Tinder casanova who sucks at text messaging.

Our partner site, Post Grad Problems, obtained the below text conversation where Josh seemingly intended to toss a casual “Hey gorgeous :)” to one of his Tinder matches. You see, though, Josh fucked up. He sent it to all 32 of his Tinder matches.

As you can imagine, the girls ripped him apart, limb by limb. Here’s the group text message exchange in its entirety:

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You had a good run, Josh.

[via Post Grad Problems]

  1. Governator

    Hey Dorno, no one gives a shit about your experiences on tinder and the fact that girls find you creepy.

    6 years ago at 11:31 pm
    1. ncharles123

      you cant send a group message to more then 10 people on the iphone
      this is so fake its dumb, either TFM faked it or they were dumb enough to fall for it

      6 years ago at 11:30 am
      1. ncharles123

        I am coming up on my 3rd year in a top fraternity at slo, I just find posts like this dumb af because there is no way they could have ever happened.

        6 years ago at 12:29 pm
      2. fratboywithboatshoes

        Wait…You’re bragging about being in a frat?

        You realize once you leave school no one cares about that . YUCK
        What a typical trust-fund douche.

        6 years ago at 2:42 pm
      3. Nauseatingly Entertaining Degenerate

        Hey guys, look at this fucking poor! Point and laugh at the peasant, everybody, point and laugh.

        6 years ago at 10:39 am
      4. Governator

        You don’t need to brag about being in a top tier frat. If you’re in one people already know and the content of will character will match. Stop being a try hard.

        6 years ago at 3:25 pm
      5. Nauseatingly Entertaining Degenerate

        Hey, cuntface: Take a page from Prex and refrain from recycling the same handle for all of your internet haunts. I do admire how top-tier your frat is; keep it #swaqqqy, bruh.

        6 years ago at 10:57 am
      6. Ben_Cartwright

        I hope for his sake he’s one of the child-bodied white fucks and not the burnt rice on the left.

        6 years ago at 10:40 pm
      7. Nauseatingly Entertaining Degenerate

        He’s the emaciated wigger on the right. Being #TyoloTC for your shirt/heterosexuality. It’s a TFM.

        6 years ago at 12:42 am
    1. Bronito Mussolini

      You can’t text them all at once… at all. This is either completely fake, or it wasn’t 30+ chicks.

      6 years ago at 12:00 pm
      1. Bronito Mussolini

        I swear half of this site is full of brain dead fucks.

        Look Einstein, iMessage has a 10 person limitation for Group MMS. Group SMS is unlimited, but MMS is not. There’s a difference. Thanks for playing.

        TL;DR: This Group convo is not 30 people, if it’s real.

        6 years ago at 5:02 pm
  2. JFHopkins

    Should’ve waited for iOS 8 before attempting such a daring move. At least you could’ve left when it backfired.

    6 years ago at 11:47 pm
  3. MattyIce313

    I like to think he did it on purpose and was going for the impossible 33-some

    6 years ago at 11:58 pm
  4. JohnDalyShow

    The fact that I didn’t even smirk at a single one of these girls’ responses shows that the fairer sex is not “hilarious”

    6 years ago at 12:01 am
    1. thadcastle2

      Girls have a different type of humor than guys. And by that I mean just not funny at all.

      6 years ago at 12:36 am
      1. im_hot

        you know why you dont find girl humor funny? because it’s meant for GIRLS! these girls aren’t funny, thats for damn sure, but it’s shitty and a dick move to say girls in general aren’t funny. if i based the hilarity of guys off shit like Dane Cook, I’d assume all of you are fucking idiots who have to yell and imitate car alarms to be found funny.

        6 years ago at 3:08 am
      2. DontMindTheGPA

        These girls were hopefully at least attractive. Because hot girls aren’t funny

        6 years ago at 6:42 am
      3. BornProudRaisedProud1890

        Darlin’, I’d rather stranglebate to Rosie O’Donnell while my grandmother watches than listen to a girl try to be funny.

        6 years ago at 7:43 pm
      4. OSU Fratter

        You know who else isn’t funny? Dane Cook. Your argument is all kinds of invalid.

        6 years ago at 11:55 am