Guy Accidentally Texts His 32 Tinder Matches At Once And They Hilariously Rip Him To Pieces

You’re about to meet Joshua, a Tinder casanova who sucks at text messaging.

Our partner site, Post Grad Problems, obtained the below text conversation where Josh seemingly intended to toss a casual “Hey gorgeous :)” to one of his Tinder matches. You see, though, Josh fucked up. He sent it to all 32 of his Tinder matches.

As you can imagine, the girls ripped him apart, limb by limb. Here’s the group text message exchange in its entirety:

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You had a good run, Josh.

[via Post Grad Problems]

  1. Mr.Burns57

    Fact that he group texted all his tinder matches, hilarious. The entirety of that group conversation, incredibly boring.

    10 years ago at 6:53 am
    1. Abe_Froman

      If a female would have accidentally group texted 32 males, at six or seven of them would be funny. Not one funny female… And they claim they deserve equal pay for equal work.

      10 years ago at 10:42 am
      1. jarredaekdb

        If a girl texted 32 dudes, there would be a bukkake. What the fuck are you talking about?

        10 years ago at 1:00 pm
  2. OnceAPikeAlwaysAPike

    “Josh, we are all obviously hot chicks. We can get our own free drinks” but #yesallwomen right?

    10 years ago at 8:49 am
    1. KyleScott

      Because they can’t make up their minds as to whether they want equal rights or special treatment. #YesAllWomen

      10 years ago at 3:10 pm
  3. BigNut3

    This is the type of chick who only lets her phone almost die, then charges it but only to 20%, so she can watch it die again. watch out for those

    10 years ago at 9:02 am
  4. Count__Fratula

    Maybe these women should consider the fact that they all “match” with someone who’s dumb enough to include them all in the same message.

    10 years ago at 9:04 am
  5. PiattRunkle

    One of the girls described her suicide in graphic detail. I’m glad this brightened up her day before she decided to slit her throat. Whatta guy, Josh,

    10 years ago at 10:04 am
  6. Frapist

    Hey Dorn, didn’t you stop using tinder when you found out you can’t set your match preferences to 12 and under?

    10 years ago at 10:42 am