Yesterday, I inducted celebrity chef and UNLV Alpha Tau Omega brother Guy Fieri into the Frat Hall of Fame. There isn’t a more deserving man on this earth, and I am honored to be the one who placed him among the greats.
In my write-up, I dubbed Guy’s fraternity composite photo “the most sought-after composite photo in the country,” and offered five dollars to whoever could send me a picture of it.
Well, folks, someone came through — and they didn’t even charge me.
I have the golden ticket. The great white buffalo has been captured. I have Guy Fieri’s actual composite photo from the 1987-1988 UNLV ATO composite.
Keep in mind before viewing the below photo that Guy Fieri changed his name from “Guy Ferry” in 1995 when he got married to honor his Italian immigrant great-grandfather. The name difference is not a mistake, and this photo is not a fake. It’s the real deal.
Feast your eyes.
All of my questions have been answered. I wondered for so long if he’d have the bleach blonde hair, earrings, the sweet goatee. It turns out he has none of that — just a sweet fucking mullet. Some people might say that’s a “business in the front, party in the back” look, but I beg to disagree. Guy Fieri’s all party. If Guy wasn’t party in the front, as well as the back, could he do this?
No, and I’m positive that there are a lot of lovely, licked ladies out there who can personally attest to that fact.
Apparently being a member of UNLV’s ATO chapter is a family thing for the Ferry-Fieri clan — Guy’s brother and his son, Hunter, are rumored to be UNLV ATOs as well.
My life has been made..
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