We Discovered Guy Fieri’s Fraternity Composite Photo, It’s Everything You Dreamed It Would Be

Yesterday, I inducted celebrity chef and UNLV Alpha Tau Omega brother Guy Fieri into the Frat Hall of Fame. There isn’t a more deserving man on this earth, and I am honored to be the one who placed him among the greats.

In my write-up, I dubbed Guy’s fraternity composite photo “the most sought-after composite photo in the country,” and offered five dollars to whoever could send me a picture of it.

Well, folks, someone came through — and they didn’t even charge me.

I have the golden ticket. The great white buffalo has been captured. I have Guy Fieri’s actual composite photo from the 1987-1988 UNLV ATO composite.

Keep in mind before viewing the below photo that Guy Fieri changed his name from “Guy Ferry” in 1995 when he got married to honor his Italian immigrant great-grandfather. The name difference is not a mistake, and this photo is not a fake. It’s the real deal.

Feast your eyes.

Guy

All of my questions have been answered. I wondered for so long if he’d have the bleach blonde hair, earrings, the sweet goatee. It turns out he has none of that — just a sweet fucking mullet. Some people might say that’s a “business in the front, party in the back” look, but I beg to disagree. Guy Fieri’s all party. If Guy wasn’t party in the front, as well as the back, could he do this?

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No, and I’m positive that there are a lot of lovely, licked ladies out there who can personally attest to that fact.

Apparently being a member of UNLV’s ATO chapter is a family thing for the Ferry-Fieri clan — Guy’s brother and his son, Hunter, are rumored to be UNLV ATOs as well.

My life has been made.

Do you have any celebrity composite photos from your chapter or another chapter on campus? How about just plain ol’ hilarious composite photos from normal brothers? Email both to [email protected]

    1. idrinkmorethanu

      it haunts your moms dreams when my boy Guy ate her out like a golden retriever

      5 years ago at 5:41 pm
  1. StoryTeller

    Damn, if I could move my tongue like that my step-aunt would still always need some “work done around the house”.

    5 years ago at 1:43 pm
    1. CommCollege69

      If there was any sort of line, you just burned it and stomped on the ashes.

      5 years ago at 3:56 pm
      1. Tsunami The PiKapp

        Yeah, probably. Everyone strives to attend a community college because they’re the best.

        5 years ago at 1:50 pm
      2. CommCollege69

        I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp, but there’s something called ‘transferrable credits.’ My bad for using a four syllable word though. I know their use is frowned upon at San Jose State.

        5 years ago at 3:56 pm
      3. Tsunami The PiKapp

        I went to a community college before transferring too, a hell that you’re making very difficult to forget…

        5 years ago at 11:48 am
  2. acfabregat

    I wonder how many women at UNLV have been taken to flavor town by this man

    5 years ago at 1:48 pm
    1. Timmyf12345

      And of those women, how many were diners, how many were drive-ins, and how many were lovably greasy dives?

      5 years ago at 5:18 pm
    2. Bid Notice

      I don’t think the Food Network really knew what he meant when he said he knew everything about eating out.

      5 years ago at 5:26 pm
  3. Kruk

    The picture needs more TFM watermarks, I don’t think you got the point across.

    5 years ago at 1:54 pm
  4. TheEmperor

    I will PROUDLY do the laps but, for the life of me, I can’t understand why he was selected in the Frat Hall of Fame [I was hoping the article was satirical]. What about John Wayne? Paul Newman? Regan or Bush? Who’s next – someone from One Direction?

    5 years ago at 2:06 pm
  5. Snake300

    Kind of like the way that Dorn changed his orientation from “confused” to “Fairy,” AMIRITE????

    5 years ago at 2:49 pm
  6. Frat Me Maybe

    To the extent I “dreamed” about this at all, which I didn’t, I dreamed this GDI’s composite photo would not exist at all.

    5 years ago at 4:48 pm
  7. NEIL_Armstrong

    I honesty have never thought about Guy Fieri before Jared started jerking off to him

    5 years ago at 4:48 pm