Guy Gets Caught Cheating When All 17 Girlfriends Visit Him In Hospital After Car Crash
You can never put all of your eggs in one basket. That’s just not a good strategy. It’s important to diversify your portfolio, whether that be in your stock portfolio or your binders full of women. One Chinese man, Yuan, knows this all too well. He went and got himself not just one girlfriend, not two, not three, not four, but 17. He’s been stringing these gals along for a while, some as long as nine years.
Unfortunately for Yuan, the good times came to a literal crashing halt when he got in a car crash. Blame it all on the doctors too for spilling the beans.
From South China Morning Post:
A young Romeo who dated at least 17 Juliets at once – including fathering a child with one of them – got his comeuppance after a car accident when doctors contacted his “relatives” – and all his girlfriends turned up at the same time.
Apparently, you can only leave your life in the doctor’s hands, but not your phone. See, this is why I would always put girls in my phone as “Coach (insert last name)” because if I was with one girl and she saw that coach had texted, she wouldn’t think anything of it.
Either way, you have to respect the game that Yuan was running. Being able to handle 17 girls at once is absurdly difficult. Something tells me that ol’ Yuan will come out on the right side of this whole thing (his injuries are not life-threatening), and he’ll have himself another Rolodex of 17 girlfriends in the near future.
Keep doing you, Yuan..
[via South China Morning Post]
Image via Shangsha TV
Having binders full of women. TFM
10 years ago at 3:04 pmCan someone remind me what this is from?
10 years ago at 5:58 pmNever mind. Got it. Romney. My bad.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmI’m willing to bet you share your political opinion on facebook around election time, don’t ya fucker?
10 years ago at 6:17 pmI don’t have a facebook
10 years ago at 2:22 pmNo Facebook? Either you’re a pledge or you live in Haiti
10 years ago at 8:43 pmBeing Korean NF.
10 years ago at 3:06 pm“One Chinese man”. If you are gonna try to be offensive, at least be right about it
10 years ago at 3:26 pmHe may have been wong on purpose
10 years ago at 4:52 pmMust have a serious supply of Viagra
10 years ago at 3:07 pmYou can’t just have Yuan
10 years ago at 3:08 pmOnce he’s done he’ll just be hungry again in 30 minutes
10 years ago at 9:52 amI smirked
10 years ago at 1:19 pmJuggling that many match.com accounts must take a toll on whatever it is they do over there.
10 years ago at 3:10 pm17 girlfriends for as long as 9 years and I’m struggling to keep a 6 for a one night stand
10 years ago at 3:35 pmMay get lapped, but we’re all thinking it. Of course he got into a car crash
10 years ago at 3:43 pmDWO
10 years ago at 4:18 pmDriving while oriental?
10 years ago at 5:07 pmDude, Oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please
10 years ago at 5:33 pmBetter watch your mouth, boy
10 years ago at 7:15 pmToo bad he isn’t American you fucking idiot
10 years ago at 9:06 pmthe hippies lost lebowski
10 years ago at 12:04 amI seriously don’t get why this is getting down voted. Big Lebowski is FAF…the crowd is probably too young to know the movie.
10 years ago at 11:50 pm“May get lapped” We gotta stop it. Is this to be my crusade from now until June 5th when SharkWeek (only on Discovery) starts?
10 years ago at 9:52 pmOoooh but when it does! You guys won’t know what hit you. Unless you were here last year in which case you might recognize the formula.
10 years ago at 9:53 pmNothing American about an Asian.
10 years ago at 10:54 pmNot quite seein’ the big picture here, pal.
10 years ago at 11:12 pm“May get lapped but…” is insurance for beta males. If you get lapped, so be it. Speak your mind without the fear of losing internet points you little twat.
10 years ago at 11:49 pmSuper impressive when you consider China’s male/female ratio
10 years ago at 3:43 pmAnime porn just wasn’t doin the trick for this little guy anymore
10 years ago at 3:45 pmThat’s Japan
10 years ago at 3:48 pmThanks scooter
10 years ago at 5:06 pmNice Jimmy Tatro inspired username, “Rad Pitt”. So frat.
10 years ago at 2:43 pmI’m just surprised that many Chinese women were allowed to live
10 years ago at 3:46 pm