Guy Gets Caught Cheating When All 17 Girlfriends Visit Him In Hospital After Car Crash
You can never put all of your eggs in one basket. That’s just not a good strategy. It’s important to diversify your portfolio, whether that be in your stock portfolio or your binders full of women. One Chinese man, Yuan, knows this all too well. He went and got himself not just one girlfriend, not two, not three, not four, but 17. He’s been stringing these gals along for a while, some as long as nine years.
Unfortunately for Yuan, the good times came to a literal crashing halt when he got in a car crash. Blame it all on the doctors too for spilling the beans.
From South China Morning Post:
A young Romeo who dated at least 17 Juliets at once – including fathering a child with one of them – got his comeuppance after a car accident when doctors contacted his “relatives” – and all his girlfriends turned up at the same time.
Apparently, you can only leave your life in the doctor’s hands, but not your phone. See, this is why I would always put girls in my phone as “Coach (insert last name)” because if I was with one girl and she saw that coach had texted, she wouldn’t think anything of it.
Either way, you have to respect the game that Yuan was running. Being able to handle 17 girls at once is absurdly difficult. Something tells me that ol’ Yuan will come out on the right side of this whole thing (his injuries are not life-threatening), and he’ll have himself another Rolodex of 17 girlfriends in the near future.
Keep doing you, Yuan..
[via South China Morning Post]
Image via Shangsha TV
Can you imagine 17 enraged chinese women all yelling at you right after you were in a car crash? Prayers up for my man Yaun.
10 years ago at 3:53 pmYeah this guy is so frat he’s chinese so he’s gotta be in a frat
10 years ago at 4:42 pmYeah this guy is so frat he’s chinese so he’s gotta be in a frat
10 years ago at 4:42 pmAlright man,talk to me when you have 17 girlfriends.
10 years ago at 4:46 pmYeah bro you’re so frat you gotta repeat your dumb comments! So frat so college man!
10 years ago at 5:15 pmWe heard you the first time, San Antonio
10 years ago at 7:44 pmI wonder out of those 17 girls how many are gonna give him yuan more chance
10 years ago at 5:13 pmI wouldn’t mind Asian fraternities if they were like this guy
10 years ago at 5:48 pm
10 years ago at 5:59 pmHe thought he had enough Dongs for everybody, but he was wong.
10 years ago at 7:08 pmThe saddest part of all this is despite the fact that the story has been found to be a complete lie, no one at rolling stone is losing their job over this. I hope some judge makes them pay out the nose to those phi psi dudes. They got fucked hard.
10 years ago at 10:06 pmDamn like how the fuck do you use as a cover for that?
10 years ago at 10:41 pmHis name is money. Literally, Chinese money.
10 years ago at 10:54 pm