Guy Gets Paired With Girl For Class Project, Sends Great Emails To Try To Get In Her Pants

Here we have the classic love tale of boy gets paired with girl for a project, initiates contact with said girl, and pours his heart out to her. It’s a real tear-jerker that’ll be sure to tug at your heartstrings. When one young man signed up for an online management class, little did he know that he would meet his future wife in it. After being paired with Carol, he hit her up through email — the original sliding into her DMs.

Way to come on strong there. Really gotta go all out in the introduction. You only get one shot at a first impression anyway. Gotta go big. Really like that he lets all of his skeletons out of the closet early on in the relationship so she can get a sense of where he’s coming from.
And, of course, there was Carol being not so talkative. Classic move by a girl who is clearly smitten by this keyboard Romeo. Our little lovebird needed to take it to a new level after that.

Strong to quite strong compliment game there, buddy. Show me a girl who doesn’t love a good compliment like that and I’ll show you a liar. He even has plans for this girl. Girls love a man who can plan for the future. And the dude is a family man — he’s all about his mama. Girls eat that shit up. And our girl Carol is playing hard to get so he’s gotta go all out to express his love.

Oh Carol. We all know you’ll be back. They always come back..
[via Imugr]
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I don’t know whether he was trying to get in her parents or if he wanted to kidnap her and keep her prisoner
10 years ago at 3:54 pmGetting in her parents. TFM? TSM? Both?
10 years ago at 4:04 pmMaybe I should just retire for the day and start over tomorrow
10 years ago at 5:03 pmRetiring. TFarveM
10 years ago at 9:20 pmTFavreM*
10 years ago at 9:43 pmHow this didn’t lead to at least some dome I’ll never understand. Women are an enigma.
10 years ago at 3:55 pmDont worry bacon, like the article says, they always come back.
10 years ago at 3:56 pm“(lol)”
10 years ago at 3:59 pmI cringed every time.
10 years ago at 6:07 pmit’s hilarious that carol is so full of herself she doesn’t even notice this guy just blatantly trolling her.
10 years ago at 4:05 pm“For the rest of my goddamn fucking life.” is some passionate trolling.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmI am dying to see this man’s Tinder conversations.
10 years ago at 4:06 pmLooks like Borislow is taking a victory lap semester at devry.
10 years ago at 4:08 pmDocumentation of Steve Holt’s game
10 years ago at 4:24 pmDidn’t this guy learn anything? Women don’t exist on the internet.
10 years ago at 4:24 pmClampson is about to let alabama get in their pantz while their family cries weepinf in the fetal position begging it to end
10 years ago at 4:27 pmMotion to blackball.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmMotion is on the table. Do I have a second?
10 years ago at 4:50 pmSecond. Motion passes
10 years ago at 4:53 pmFuck you Tuco
10 years ago at 3:46 am