Guy Takes His Side Piece To Sports Game, Wife Catches Them On TV, Goes To Game And Chaos Ensues

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Last week, a Chinese man decided to take his mistress to a soccer game after telling his wife he was just going to meet up with some buds to toss a few back and shoot the shit. A foolproof plan, right? Well, except homeboy decided to wear a shirt that stuck out like a sore thumb among the rest of the fans.

While watching the game, TV cameras panned through the crowd and caught the two on camera. Unfortunately for them, the wife and his mother-in-law were watching the game and spotted the two. Instead of waiting for him to get home to confront him, the two pissed off women drove all the way to the game and didn’t hold back.

From Hong Kong FP:

The angry mother and daughter dragged the mistress out of the stadium by her hair, all the while cursing her.

The three women later got into a taxi while the man disappeared, according to witnesses interviewed by Tencent News.

I’m not saying that the mistress will never be heard from again, but I’ve seen this movie one too many times to know what happens. Only this time, Liam Neeson isn’t there to help clean shit up. The real question is what is going to happen to the man? Is he going to run off and start a new life? Nope.

It is not uncommon in China for women to be publicly shamed after they are found to be dating married men, while the men stay largely unblamed.

Say what you want about China and dicking us over in the stock market, but that way of life right there is something that we should consider adopting here in the states.

“Hey honey, I’ve been bumping uglies with that young yoga instructor of yours. She’s getting a little attached, though. You mind taking care of her? The game is on in twenty, and I can’t be late to meet up with the guys.”

The possibilities are endless.

[via Hong Kong FP]

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  1. AriansBrotherhood

    I’ll probably get lapped but I disagree with you here Lee. The Chinese can keep their lifestyle. Cheating NF

    10 years ago at 11:05 am
  2. Canada

    “Say what you want about China and dicking us over in the stock market, but that way of life right there is something that we should consider adopting here in the states.”

    Boulevard, sometimes you say mindless shit in your articles to try to be funny, and sometimes, you sound like a fucking idiot. This is one of those times.

    10 years ago at 11:12 am
  3. ScroternalDaddy

    “Homeboy decided to wear a shirt that stuck out.”

    Im going to assume it was a Hello Kitty shirt.

    10 years ago at 11:14 am
  4. Mr Pledgemaster Sir

    My question is how did she know it was him and not one of the other millions of men that look exactly like him.

    10 years ago at 11:20 am
  5. Pasty

    Mistress faces double peril here. Worse than the possible execution is getting into a car driven by a Chinese person.

    10 years ago at 12:43 pm