Guys Share Shaving Horror Stories In Video, And Now I’m Scared Shitless Of My Razor

Whether it was your first attempt ever, you were in a time-sensitive situation, or you were trying to do some manscaping in hard-to-reach areas, we’ve all had the misfortune of completely butchering ourselves shaving and grooming. These traumatic events scar you both physically and psychologically.

Philips Norelco recently dropped this video of “First Time Shaving Stories,” and it’s chalk full of dudes sharing relatable and downright terrifying stories. I feel your pain, fellas.



A few takeaways from the video:

1. Could there be a more heart-wrenching story than the guy that got caught shaving his junk with the razor of his girlfriend’s mom?

2. We’ve all been the guy that confidently tells his Dad “I got this, old man” and proceed to completely make a jackass of ourselves.

3. Finally, that poor bastard who spent 8 months chasing some chick only to get shot down after scarring up his face – she wasn’t worth it anyway, buddy.

Shaving is a pain in the fucking balls (pun), but you can avoid what these ass-clowns did wrong by upgrading to an electric razor, like the Philips Norelco Click & Style, and save yourself some embarrassment in the future.

Feel free to share some of your horror stories in the comments section.

  1. NotObama2016

    Can you not blatantly post ads “disguised” as articles? I’m fine with the bullshit you put below the comments section but this is out of line

    11 years ago at 1:41 pm
  2. Fratasaurus

    I don’t think that Phillips Norelco realizes that if the TFM intern says to do something, no one will do it.

    11 years ago at 1:48 pm
  3. AnalUrination

    I’m just going to assume that “scaring” was meant to be “scarring.” Way to proofread your shit, Intern.

    11 years ago at 3:13 pm
  4. hotFRATsoup

    intern, you piece of shit, i want to heat you up in the microwave and rub whatever dog’s face whose ass you came out of then hang you upside down by your feet and cut your dick and nuts off with a white hot piece of metal heated up in the coal pit and literally fuck you with it until you have a vagina.

    11 years ago at 5:13 pm
      1. hotFRATsoup

        hey guy coach wants me to tell you he wants to talk to you and you should kick rocks

        11 years ago at 3:52 am
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