Handing the nearest stranger your books while you bend down to tie your boat shoes. TFM.

    1. loganisdaddy

      Unless you’re supergluing the laces on your sperrys, I’d love to know how you keep yours from coming untied. Take a fucking lap.

      12 years ago at 11:06 am
  1. Obongo is a Geed

    See if you hadn’t explained that they were “boat shoes” like a total fucking try hard, I wouldn’t hate you as much.

    12 years ago at 10:35 am
  2. guywhowearssperrys

    Intern I really think you should hire me as an editor. If I see one more TFM about boat shoes as opposed to sperrys, I’m probably not going to do anything.

    12 years ago at 10:57 am
    1. ugatoofrattocare

      ^Again… You must be new here. Also, I doubt guywhowearssperrys approves of your name.

      12 years ago at 2:12 pm
    2. Lacemup Takealap

      ^ First and foremost, who the fuck are you pointing at? Second, Sebagos are for geeds.

      12 years ago at 2:46 pm
    3. Fratting in Sebagos

      You wouldnt even know. Theyre comfy and if you knew anything about sebagos, youd know theyre overall a better shoe than sperrys.

      12 years ago at 3:09 pm
    4. guywhowearssperrys

      Hey guys don’t be so hard on him. I’d wear sebagos too if I was born without a penis.

      12 years ago at 4:20 pm
    5. Fratting in Sebagos

      wow you are such a fucking idiot. I feel sorry for you and your sellout sperrys

      12 years ago at 4:22 pm
    6. Fratting in Sebagos

      Seriously you’re a joke. You use a troll user name to mock what tryhards think of sperrys when you probably actually are a sperry wearing tryhard in real life. So why dont you leave, geed.

      12 years ago at 5:19 pm
    7. guywhowearssperrys

      Give me a second champ, I’ve gotta take my sperrys off there, smelling extra bad cause I wore them to the gym today.

      12 years ago at 5:38 pm
    8. Fratting in Sebagos

      Give it 10 years and you wont be able to find Sperrys. Sebagos are better shoes and the quality will eventually prevail.

      12 years ago at 6:00 pm
    9. FrattyIce272

      ^ Sperrys have been around for like 70-80 years, pretty sure they’ll last another 10 .

      12 years ago at 6:47 pm
    10. Fratting in Sebagos

      You clearly don’t know the Sebago business model. Sperrys only appeal to southern boat people and tryhard fratstars like guywhowearssperrys. Sebagos are more of hip trendy style that appeals to everyone not in the south thus reaching out to a higher population. So why don’t you learn your shit before you mock me you dumbass

      12 years ago at 7:07 pm
    11. SigmaFratty

      The Sebago business model? What the fuck? Is your father the lead-shoemaker or something? No, I’m in the North Shore, never seen Sebagos once, only Sperry’s. Never seen anyone so butt hurt over shoes before…

      12 years ago at 7:27 pm