Going to an SEC school was unthinkable because I really did come from old money. I wear boat shoes because I really do own a boat with sailing privileges beyond the Chattahoochee River. My slampieces are not related to me. While southern fratstars grew up learning how to "live off the land," I grew up with class and sophistication because I know that, just as my ancestors hazed the fuck out of the south in the years 1861-65, I can do the same. New England. TFM.

  1. Shldr 2 shldr Fraty

    I think all this talk about “defending southern honor” is really “I get butt hurt like a GDI”

    14 years ago at 8:45 pm
  2. 69dodge

    Regardless of North/South, we can all agree that Harvard fucking blows. The women are beat as shit, the Greek life is nonexistent, and Liquor can’t be sold after 11:00 pm. It’s the douchiest school in America and it’s not even the best in the Ivy League.

    14 years ago at 6:54 pm