Going to an SEC school was unthinkable because I really did come from old money. I wear boat shoes because I really do own a boat with sailing privileges beyond the Chattahoochee River. My slampieces are not related to me. While southern fratstars grew up learning how to "live off the land," I grew up with class and sophistication because I know that, just as my ancestors hazed the fuck out of the south in the years 1861-65, I can do the same. New England. TFM.

  1. Frattiesburg

    Cool story you liberal piece of shit. Stay up there and marry one of your “fraternity” brothers.

    14 years ago at 3:39 pm
  2. Otis Allan

    Enjoy living north of the Mason Dixon line. #1 the north is about as frat as cargo shorts and graphic tees #2 being an arrogant prick like yourself is not a great way for anyone to want to be around you #3 enjoy your promising career at McDonalds and remember when I come visit you at work, I want extra salt on my fries you fucking GDI Yankee fuck.

    14 years ago at 3:43 pm
    1. Otis Allan

      Also being old money typically means that you would have been raised with some class so I highly doubt that youre old money because someone with class would not praise himself so highly. My guess is that you didn’t get into an SEC school so you hold a grudge against the south. Sucks to suck geed.

      14 years ago at 3:45 pm
    2. brolorado76

      “someone with class would not praise himself so highly”

      have you not realized how self-congratulatory this entire website is?

      14 years ago at 3:52 pm
  3. FrattingLikeMyGramps

    This might as well say I have a small penis, I drive a Prius, and my jealousy is killing me.

    14 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. RockBottomfrat

      If I wanted my cum back I’d wipe it off your mom’s face.

      See what I did there?

      14 years ago at 1:26 pm
  4. LegacyFrat

    Southern old money is better than Northern any day. We have class and good values, you have scandals and liberals ideologies.

    14 years ago at 3:54 pm
    1. Barry Badrinath

      its all worth the same you ignorant dipshit, or they must not teach that in the SEC

      14 years ago at 9:35 pm
  5. Bobby Cox

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit after reading this. Fraternities originated in the south. Above the mason dixon Line NF. Heart of Dixie TFM

    14 years ago at 4:13 pm
    1. President W Bush

      Actually, to correct you, many fraternities originated above the Mason-Dixon Line. I can’t say that I know how many, but I would guess quite a few..

      14 years ago at 4:16 pm
    2. brosephus Maximus

      many as several the frist three (kappa alpha society, sigma phi and delta phi) were founded at UNION university in NEW YORK. Also Beta Theta Pi, Phi Delta Theta and Sigma Chi were founded in Miami Ohio. Not to mention the first Greek letter society was founded at harvard

      14 years ago at 4:25 pm
    3. DX1890DX

      I don’t really like the north that much, but fraternities started in the north. Then that got gay so all the true fratstars came down to the south

      14 years ago at 7:38 pm
    4. PhiFuckingAlpha

      So many fraternities died out in the South during the war, and it was thanks to those above the Mason-Dixon Line that many survived and are still around today. Get your facts straight.

      14 years ago at 11:44 am
    5. Next In Line

      That would be because so many enlisted to fight for what they believed in. FaF.

      14 years ago at 5:53 pm
    6. Next In Line

      Though I would be remiss if I didn’t say that you are correct, with the caveat I mentioned.

      14 years ago at 5:55 pm
    7. Frat Exile

      The first Greek Letter Organization was Phi Beta Kappa at the College of William and Mary. Nothing Fratty comes from Harvard, except the Business school.

      14 years ago at 4:29 pm
    8. The_Order_

      Brosephus, don’t talk about other fraternities if you don’t actually know anything about them because KA originated in Virginia

      14 years ago at 1:29 am
  6. BURR

    I just laughed out loud. Who the fuck posted this? I feel your jealousy though, I would be too if all of the hottest girls were 600 miles away in the South.

    14 years ago at 4:16 pm
    1. GWB

      thats right guys….it all comes down to HOT GIRLZZ! get a life. or an income. oh wait I bet you have a private jet and a hunting ranch in Texas to go along with your house in Hilton Head where your dad is a member of every single country club and you have a huge yacht where you entertain HOT GIRLS.

      14 years ago at 5:15 pm