Going to an SEC school was unthinkable because I really did come from old money. I wear boat shoes because I really do own a boat with sailing privileges beyond the Chattahoochee River. My slampieces are not related to me. While southern fratstars grew up learning how to "live off the land," I grew up with class and sophistication because I know that, just as my ancestors hazed the fuck out of the south in the years 1861-65, I can do the same. New England. TFM.

  1. sigkapplove

    I was born and raised in Massachusetts. As much as I wish it wasn’t true, you simply can not deny that the south frats harder than the north. It just does. So can we all just get over this stupid argument and find common ground in the fact that we are all a part of greek life?

    14 years ago at 11:22 pm
    1. Next In Line

      Wow, TxTech, you just totally went the wrong way with that. Good try though.

      14 years ago at 6:28 pm
  2. Lucas Fratterson

    I want to beat the shit out of whatever GDI TFM moderator let this garbage on the site.

    14 years ago at 11:45 pm
    1. anotherkennedy

      Actually, I’m Irish-Catholic. But I’ll probably be appointing a Jew as the Chairman of the Fed some day. Enjoy being poor and irrelevant.

      14 years ago at 11:42 am
    2. wicked_kitteh

      True Prep,
      When someone uses the handle “Another Kennedy” it means they more than likely go to Mass at St. Francis Xavier on the Cape from June-August.

      Being “Another Kennedy” just means they are better than you- but don’t tan very well.

      14 years ago at 8:11 pm
  3. Fratservative

    arguing north vs south nf… Finally calling a truce a accepting that we are the United States and not fucking Egyptian pussies TFM.

    14 years ago at 8:23 am
  4. frational anthem

    our founding fathers started america in the north, the declaration was signed in the north, the capital is in the north, ivy leagues are in the north, and vineyard vines is a northern company that you poor southern fucks try to rock and just make it look stupid

    14 years ago at 12:13 pm
    1. Kappa Alpha Order

      DC is below the Mason Dixon line dumbass. VV makes cargo shorts anyway, why would I want to wear them?

      14 years ago at 1:29 pm
    2. UPS

      Most of the Founding Fathers were from the South. 4 out of the first 5 presidents and 5 out of the first 10 were from Virginia. Get your facts straight you dumbass yankee

      14 years ago at 1:34 am
  5. UTFM

    This is America, not fucking Egypt. Get over the North-South Bullshit because no one really cares. We are the greatest country on this planet. Get that shit straight.

    14 years ago at 12:42 pm
  6. FratX4

    We can argue about this all day long, but the yanks have never seen the miles of cotton in Mississippi, the acres of pine trees in Alabama, the cattle grazing in Texas. They’ve never fished around the oil rigs off the coast of Louisiana, or worn the bass out on a farm pond in Georgia. They don’t understand the history and culture of places like Savannah, Mobile, Natchez, or Charleston. They don’t understand concepts like Southern class, sophistication, and hospitality. They don’t understand that we are proud of the Civil War because it wasn’t our ancestors rebelling against their country, but rather attempting to leave a union which they had voluntarily joined but had become oppressive. Unless you’re from the South you will never understand what it is really all about, so arguing about it is about as pointless as the extra pockets GDI’s have on their shorts.

    14 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. Say_NO_to_Cargo

      “They don’t understand that we are proud of the Civil War because it wasn’t our ancestors rebelling against their country, but rather attempting to leave a union which they had voluntarily joined but had become oppressive”

      This is hilarious, I’ll let you figure out why.

      14 years ago at 3:10 pm
    2. FratX4

      Yeah, they were rebelling against their country, I definitely didn’t word that right.

      14 years ago at 3:17 pm
    3. frational anthem

      Yea my bad bro I forgot I didn’t “understand” all your cities filled with poverty, wellfare recieving GDIs and your shitty corn fields where your incest family decided breed. I’ll be in cities like Newport, Nantucket and other places where class and sophistication were fucking born, hence why one of the most affluent families in American history aka the Rockafellers decided to build mansions instead of the shit you call class. Go get hit by a hurricane or cause another oil spill and accept the fact that the country you love so much was born in the north, the men who founded it were northerners, and without us you’d be worse off than you are now

      14 years ago at 8:18 pm
    4. 2

      Frational Anthem,
      I’d much rather spend my days in towns like Newport, TN; Beaufort, SC; Sea Island, GA; Fairhope, AL…and many of the like here in The South than spend a single day in GDI country.

      You stay on your Low-tier side of the line. I’ll gladly stay in the Ultimate Fratcastle(aka Dixie).

      14 years ago at 2:03 am
    5. Southern Fratide

      To the uneducated GDI who stated “I’ll be in cities like Newport, Nantucket and other places where class and sophistication were fucking born, hence why one of the most affluent families in American history aka the Rockafellers decided to build mansions instead of the shit you call class” the Rockafellers built a mansion in Jekyll Island, Georgia. Also the Rockafellers are known for their oil empire, so your comment discussing oil spills in the south originated with your northern hero who built homes in the south. Take your BS comments to the Jersey Shore and if you have time, visit Alabama where the firing squad for death row inmates still exists.

      14 years ago at 11:41 am
    6. UPS

      Frational Anthem,
      The Founding Fathers of this great nation were mostly from Virginia, the Capital of South, so stick to allowing gay marriage instead of history and Southern Pride you fucking GDI.
      There’s a reason it’s called ‘Southern Hospitality’ instead of northern anything. Go and vote liberal again you queer.

      14 years ago at 1:29 am
  7. wicked_kitteh

    Gentlemen, it’s the internet. Who cares? You could be doing more productive things than arguing over something that is supposed to be a laugh. All of your slam-pieces clearly need to be re-trained if they aren’t giving you enough head to keep this from happening.

    14 years ago at 8:27 pm