Hate Week: Hate is Good

If your university has a legitimate rival, I hope you hate them. I hope you hate them with all your heart. I hope you wish poor health on their parents and Jerry Sandusky cuddle sessions on their children. Your college rival can suck a thousand dicks, and then a thousand more. I hope you appreciate the beautiful hate you have inherited. Nowhere else in life are you allowed to have such unbridled, no explanation necessary hate for another group of people as you are for your college rival. Hate Week is where it all comes to a head.

Really the best part of hating your college rival is the fact that no explanation further than “I went to (Insert School)” is needed to excuse your vile sentiments. Shouting at an elderly couple sporting rival colors while they attend the annual match up for the fiftieth year? Totally cool. Claiming that your rival school couldn’t afford chimpanzees for an AIDS study so instead they used third world orphans? Probably true. Celebrating the completely justifiable mass murder that kicked off the rivalry in 1863? ENCOURAGED.

The rival’s reciprocation of hate is equally important. Revel in it. It makes the stakes that much higher, and the wins so much sweeter. Even if you have friends on the other side of the rivalry, they aren’t your friends during Hate Week. Lines are drawn, hateful messages exchanged, craps taken on their doorstep. If the rival wins it’s infuriating, maddening. Every rival fan you see is the biggest asshole in the world. You consider permanently shunning any rival friends you have, and crapping on their doorstep again. They fling insults that you try to forget with dangerous amounts of booze. You return insults, reminding them that wherever they are from is a backwoods incest festival full of meth addicted terrorist child molesters, whether or not it’s true.

If your school wins? Well let’s be honest, you become the biggest asshole in the world, but in an awesome way (probably). Every rival fan you see gets a reminder of the score. Your celebration is as obscene as the salutations you give your rivals as they leave the stadium. Your playlist consists of the school fight song and every cliché victory tune in the history of music. You kill beer after beer as you revel in the glory of the win. Fuck your rival, they deserved to lose. After all, where they are from is a backwoods incest festival full of meth addicted terrorist child molesters. This victory only confirms that God agrees with you.

Hate Week is good. It’s the ultimate hate outlet. People should not go through life feeling hate all the time. But hating your school’s rival? Fuck and yes. Take full advantage of this hate outlet. Let your hate flow freely through you. Drink heavily and hate merrily. How often in life are you allowed to flip off a twelve-year-old? And how often do you see that twelve-year-old’s parents encourage him to return the favor? This hate is so much fun. Live it up, because one day you’ll be dead, and your rivals will be happy.

    1. The Fratterday Saint

      University of Alabama, incestuously raising their players since the 40’s.

      13 years ago at 7:20 pm
    2. DavidAllanBro

      I will find you, and I will murder you. You mother fucking pasfdFJDSAJ

      13 years ago at 7:20 pm
    3. RagnarDanneskjold

      What does it feel like to be that guy that everyone thinks is a shit head?

      13 years ago at 7:22 pm
    4. RagnarDanneskjold

      My name might be obscure to illiterate fucks that have not read Atlas Shrugged, but at least Im not a fucking troll.

      Roll Tide.

      13 years ago at 8:02 pm
    5. TheRattle

      Ragnar, nothing about Ayn Rand is FaF. Sure, she wrote some books about upper class lifestyle, but she was a Polish woman who wrote. There’s two problems there, chiefly that she was a woman who thinks it’s acceptable to write, and secondly that she’s not an American. Fuck you.

      13 years ago at 8:32 pm
    6. RagnarDanneskjold

      Robbing foreign aid ships and giving the money back to the wealth earners it was taxed from is FaF.

      Ayn Rand was a great American.

      13 years ago at 9:20 pm
    7. lxaex1143

      Atlas Shrugged is the truly democratic way of living put into great prose. Anyone who thinks that Ayn Rand does not right FAF literature is a fucking moron.

      13 years ago at 1:06 am
    8. FratklinHowardScobey

      Ayn Rand’s objectivism ideal is one of the greatest philosophies out there, and would be a welcome change to the Obama-socialism we have now.

      13 years ago at 6:20 am
    9. No Fucks Given

      42-14, Nice try Cheesedick and loyal followers. Now go back to fucking your sisters you meth head fucks

      13 years ago at 12:34 am
    10. DamnGladtoMeetYou

      No one is going to remember the score of a 10-1 Bama team beating a 7-4 Auburn team. They will always remember 28-27 and the absolute break-down of your “championship caliber” team, though. And they will always remember the first time two SEC teams played for a national championship and Bama lost AGAIN.

      13 years ago at 6:13 pm
    1. brogadishu_mile

      I wish all UW fans the most marijuanaless, treeless, tiedyeless, starbucksless, and haircutful hell imagineable.

      Go Cougs

      13 years ago at 7:53 pm
    2. screwthe99percent

      fuck both of your schools and all your hippies. but mostly, fuck the hippies in eugene. UO sucks cock

      13 years ago at 11:24 pm
    1. Holy Broledo

      I wish poor health on your parents and Jerry Sandusky cuddle sessions with your children.

      13 years ago at 8:25 am
    1. better_than_you

      While i agree with Success, and hate fucking Bama, DAB, Cupid, FreetoFRAT, Opera and a few of the other regulars make some of the best comments on here.

      13 years ago at 2:36 pm
  1. Fratsolutely

    Fuck everything about Kansas. Fuck everyone that goes to the kindergarten that is KU. M-I-Z

    13 years ago at 7:16 pm
    1. PartyRockin

      That rivalry is a laughing stock. Always goes one way in football, always goes the other in basketball.

      13 years ago at 7:19 pm
    2. Joe DiMaggibro


      Columbia looks and smells like an asshole.

      13 years ago at 9:27 pm
      1. Broden

        Last time I checked we’re gonna be in the Big 12. Take a lap sport. Have fun getting butt pounded in the SEC

        13 years ago at 3:38 pm
    3. Greatest Bro on Turf

      A harold and kumar video really DiMagibro? Why don’t you light up a doobie and head down to Occupy Wallstreet while your at it you geed

      13 years ago at 2:20 am
    4. jumpin jebrosefrat

      Children, children. Both of your schools are gayer than AIDS. Now let’s move on.

      13 years ago at 9:08 pm
    1. futureleader14

      Go drink some bleach, fucktard. You and your redneck degree can kiss my ass when I pull up to the drive-thru window with my Cadillac and take my burger from you,

      13 years ago at 1:33 am
    2. srat for a lifetime

      Sorry futureleader, Carolina/dook is not a football rivalry. That said, rah rah car’lina.

      13 years ago at 9:31 am