I like pledges because they will
Do anything for me, even kill
A defenseless little bird
(Whose gobbler looks absurd)
Just because I said so!
I could tell them to go below
Into the depths of Hell
To find Hitler and smell
His hairy, racist anus
(Which is of course quite heinous).
And they would without thought!
Boy, I sure do like them a lot!
One time, just for fun,
I told my pledges to go on a run.
A simple task you might say
And of course they did obey.
Only what they didn’t know
Was where they were going to go.
The path was crooked and lined with rocks
And at the end I cut off their . . . .
Having someone else hunt for you. NF
11 years ago at 4:10 pmWow, this is so frat.
11 years ago at 4:52 pmHunting your own thanksgiving turkey. RFM
11 years ago at 5:23 pmTaking something that someone else worked for. TLiberalM
11 years ago at 6:49 pmHunting the pledges. RFM.
11 years ago at 7:01 pmTMostDangerousGameM
11 years ago at 10:13 pmTHungerGamesM
11 years ago at 9:41 amHunger Games. NF
11 years ago at 10:18 amI like pledges because they will
Do anything for me, even kill
A defenseless little bird
(Whose gobbler looks absurd)
Just because I said so!
I could tell them to go below
Into the depths of Hell
To find Hitler and smell
His hairy, racist anus
(Which is of course quite heinous).
And they would without thought!
Boy, I sure do like them a lot!
One time, just for fun,
I told my pledges to go on a run.
A simple task you might say
And of course they did obey.
Only what they didn’t know
Was where they were going to go.
The path was crooked and lined with rocks
And at the end I cut off their . . . .
!!!
11 years ago at 7:19 pmHaving the pledges dress up like turkeys and Shoot them with a Paintball gun. RFM
11 years ago at 7:33 pmHaving the pledges dress up like fried chicken and making them run through Ferguson, RFM
11 years ago at 6:22 pmi prefer the green beans
11 years ago at 11:22 pmcasserole, that is
11 years ago at 11:22 pmSending boys to do a man’s job is NF.
11 years ago at 9:44 am