Having the slampiece sew back the stitching on that koozie you're just not ready to part ways with. TFM.

  1. TownesPrescottTheThird

    All of us are fraternity men with a like goal, creating better men. It’s so frustrating to see how poorly we treat each other on this site. I realize you’re all assholes and that you’ll tear this post apart but for fuck’s sake just grow a pair and start being like-able men of your fraternity especially around men with the same vision and interests.

    11 years ago at 8:43 pm
      1. WtF_

        To be fair, based on most of the comments I see on here, I’m increasingly convinced that at least 80% of the people on this site don’t actually understand what satire is.

        11 years ago at 10:46 pm
      2. 90_proof

        Exactly. To say that this is an accurate portrayal of Greek life you’d have to be a high schooler, tryhard, or someone in a shitty frat. Somewhat accurate, yes. But I pity the people that follow this website religiously.

        11 years ago at 11:28 am
    1. Back9Bandit

      Hey man, thanks for putting in so much effort on this post. People like you make the difference.

      11 years ago at 2:38 pm
  2. UconnAEPI

    TownesPrescottTheThird is a little snitch and would not get a bid from aepi. And this post is NF who gives a shit ill buy coozies with my dads money all day.

    11 years ago at 11:05 am
      1. Kentucky Chi guy

        Based on this sentence I’d be willing to bet Ruger Dern has a stronger grasp on the English language than you do.

        11 years ago at 10:40 am