Head On A Swivel In San Marcos, There’s A Bull Roaming Campus Looking To Gore Everyone In Sight
Let’s have a live look at the Texas State quad right now:
It’s a terrible, bloody scene in San Marcos as a bull has somehow gotten out and made his way to the Texas State campus where he’s goring every living thing in his sights to DEATH. Heads on a swivel, people!
THERES A BULL ON CAMPUS I REPEAT A FREAKING BULL #TXST pic.twitter.com/T7ZQrXmUfj
— kimberly carpio (@kimmycarpio) July 22, 2015
Here's the bull 😂😂 I'm so ready to go to San mo pic.twitter.com/YAD9DQj5FL
— Travis Fuller (@tfullerr) July 22, 2015
Look at the anger in his eyes. And that “I’m about to kill some motherfuckers” power stance. What a finely-tuned killing machine. Impressive animal, really. Makes you want to take him home, if not for his unrelenting thirst for human blood.
A @txst emergency alert has been released warning of a loose bull on campus near the Family Consumer Science building. #txst
— KTSW News (@KTSWNews) July 22, 2015
It’s unclear at this point where the bull came from, how he escaped whichever enclosure he was in, or how he made his way to Bobcat Country, but I am sure of one thing: He’s there to gore as many Texas State students to death and fill the streets with as much human blood and guts as possible. .
P.S. I don’t believe there’s much to worry about here. Just stay inside. I’m sure he’ll be captured soon.
Someone save that IGBOTD
10 years ago at 11:35 amI rock the same stance before I gore Dorn’s mama
10 years ago at 11:36 amThat’s a bunch of bull…
10 years ago at 11:39 amTry less
10 years ago at 11:51 amTry less
10 years ago at 7:16 pmBeing that the bull was reported right out front of the Science building next the KA house I would stay tuned for more action.
10 years ago at 11:40 amLooks like the kappas got back to campus early this year.
10 years ago at 11:41 amDorn, bring back the forums, rush boobs, and lift the blackball on Shibby, Jerry Jones, Darrens Dad, and countless others that were taken away from us during the Ballocaust.
10 years ago at 11:41 am#NeverForget
I’ll sleep on it.
10 years ago at 11:51 amSide note: “Ballocaust” is really good. First time seeing that.
10 years ago at 11:52 amThen at the very least fire Helmet Stickers
10 years ago at 12:02 pm#TFMCommentorLivesMatter
10 years ago at 1:18 pmThere’s a lion roaming the North side of Milwaukee if anyone’s interested…
10 years ago at 11:45 am“K cow you don’t belong there”- classic higher level education at work
10 years ago at 11:50 amQuit demonizing this creature. He’s not goring anybody. #BullLivesMatter
10 years ago at 11:53 amYeah, I knew him since he was just a kid. He was a good boy, just enrolled at Community College in the fall. He wouldn’t just go around goring people.
10 years ago at 12:05 pmI used to have class right by there. Look out Austin, I think the bobcats are trying to top your crazy.
10 years ago at 1:19 pm