Here Are All The Perfect Things To Say To Land The Date Of Your Dreams

  1. Lord Farquads

    “Why don’t you get on your knees and smile like a donut.” Works 60% of the time every time.

    11 years ago at 2:59 pm
  2. StarShieldandLamp

    Roses are red, violets are blue, lil stupid ass bitch, I ain’t fucking with you.

    11 years ago at 3:00 pm
  3. LANDingstripMAN

    This is incredibly stupid. However, I plan to take credit for at least 5 of these.

    11 years ago at 3:06 pm
  4. Frat Kirk Ferentz

    This video proved to be not only a disappointment but also a major waste of time.

    11 years ago at 4:02 pm
  5. Legends of the Hidden Temple

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t have a rubber, but I’m still sticking it in you.

    11 years ago at 6:51 pm