Here’s A List Of The 20 Private Colleges With The Highest Endowments

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If you want to make it big in this world, there is something to be said for immersing yourself in an atmosphere that bleeds wealth and prosperity; universities whose total endowment makes the net worths of Macy’s and Prudential look like chump change. That is not to say that all hope is lost for anyone attending an institution not on this list, but if you think a degree in communication design management from DeVry (Editor’s Note: Fuck you, Keating) is going to get you anywhere in life, it’s time to do some serious reevaluating. Maybe you should just consider transferring to one of these schools.

From Business Insider:

20. Johns Hopkins University
Endowment: $3.39 billion
Total Cost: $63,529

19. New York University
Endowment: $3.44 billion
Total Cost: $66,022

18. Vanderbilt University
Endowment: $4.05 billion
Total Cost: $62,320

17. Dartmouth College
Endowment: $4.47 billion
Total Cost: $65,133

16. University of Southern California
Endowment: $4.59 billion
Total Cost: $62,694

15. Cornell University
Endowment: $4.65 billion
Total Cost: $63,606

14. Rice University
Endowment: $5.55 billion
Total Cost: $56,316

13. University of Chicago
Endowment: $6.54 billion
Total Cost: $62,572

12. Washington University in St. Louis
Endowment: $6.72 billion
Total Cost: $66,376

11. Emory University
Endowment: $6.98 billion
Total Cost: $61,344

10. Duke University
Endowment: $7.04 billion
Total Cost: $63,999

9. Northwestern University
Endowment: $7.5 billion
Total Cost: $65,519

8. University of Notre Dame
Endowment: $8.19 billion
Total Cost: $62,461

7. Columbia University
Endowment: $9.22 billion
Total Cost: $66,604

6. University of Pennsylvania
Endowment: $9.58 billion
Total Cost: $64,200

5. Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Endowment: $12.43 billion
Total Cost: $61,030

4. Princeton University
Endowment: $20.58 billion
Total Cost $58,965

3. Stanford University
Endowment: $21.47 billion
Total Cost: $62,801

2. Yale University
Endowment: $23.68 billion
Total Cost: $63,970

1. Harvard University
Endowment: $36.43 billion
Total Cost: $62,250

Jesus Christ, Harvard.

[via Business Insider]

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  1. sdh266

    Where the fuck is Comments of the Week? Someone tell Sydney to get off her lazy bitch ass and post that shit

    9 years ago at 6:52 pm
    1. Back In My Days

      Don’t you fucking dare give them the satisfaction by commenting on anything until Top Comments is posted.

      9 years ago at 6:58 pm
  2. Steroid are frat

    I just want to gag intern Sydney with a dirty sock while I spank her until she puts up fail Friday and comments of the week up on time

    9 years ago at 7:05 pm
      1. Dwight Kurt Schrute III

        Oh, you are just the worst kind of person. This is coming from a guy that works with Toby and Kelly. Just the worst.

        9 years ago at 7:26 pm
  3. Mayor of Weinerville

    Sydney clogged my cousin’s toilet and didn’t even apologize.

    9 years ago at 7:08 pm
  4. Keep It Buttery

    Fail Friday was late as fuck. Now Top Comments of the Week? Who the hell do you insufferable buttholes think you are? Get your shit up in a timely matter. Suck my crusty fucking sack. God damn it.

    9 years ago at 7:42 pm
  5. FrattibalLecter

    This list would probably make more sense if it looked at the endowment per student.
    Example: The University of Texas at Austin has an endowment of around 8 Billion and has 40k students, while the University of Richmond has 2 Billion with only 3,000 students.
    Do the math guys, the average Richmond student is wayyyy better endowed than the average Texas student

    9 years ago at 7:47 pm
    1. MrStealDornsMom

      I think a simple “way” would have sufficed. No need to type like a bitch, champ.

      9 years ago at 10:22 pm