Here’s An Infographic Explaining All The Branches Of U.S. Special Forces

US Special Forces

Like baseball, porno, the SEC, and pizza buffets, the U.S. Special Forces definitely make my list of “things I’m thankful for.” Pizza buffets shot up this list after TFM’s video producer and I stopped at one in rural Texas the other day, hungover and desperate enough to eat at a pizza buffet (the lack of Whataburgers on this route was inexcusable). Sadly, yet gloriously, it was one of the most satisfying meals of my life. Plus you don’t have to adhere to societal niceties when you’re eating at a place like that, so I pretty much powered through that fucker like a tornado with a mouth.

But more important than even pizza buffets are our boys (and girls) in blue. So, since one of the best forms of gratitude is understanding (right behind blow jobs and new iPads), here’s a little bit of education on one of the most revered branches of our military, the U.S. Special Operations Command.

Via Business Insider:

Special Forces Infographic

It should be noted, if only to cut down on bitchy comments, which destroy my thankfulness for anything, that these units aren’t categorized by the branch that they’re in, but rather where they often operate, which is why the Night Stalkers are listed as “air” even though they’re Army.

  1. DionysusFratGod

    Bacon, next time just post the news , say thanks and move along. Nobody wants to hear about your drunken pizza tirade you had with Dorno trying to feed his under aged concubines .

    11 years ago at 12:54 pm
      1. DionysusFratGod

        If your in Miami you might find me shitfaced at the Titanic or motorboating Dorns mom.

        11 years ago at 1:22 pm
  2. BigFrocket

    There is no amount of thanks that can ever be given to these brave men who protect our country and freedom. Here’s to hoping they have a safe return to their loved ones.

    11 years ago at 12:56 pm
  3. JustForTheStory

    I really appreciate how these men are willing to lay their lives on our lives on the line for our most basic of freedoms. Like freedom of speech and the right to express our opinions freely.
    Oh wait…

    11 years ago at 1:06 pm
  4. BigJ1856

    “Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite Soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air….”

    Hooahhhh!

    11 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. Conrad the Constitution

      You are correct. In Vietnam he took a .50 caliber bullet in the gut and kept on fighting.

      11 years ago at 2:28 pm
    2. Sand_Hill_Alum

      also you dont try to join delta force. they find you. they recruit members from different special forces communities in the U.S. military.

      11 years ago at 10:54 pm