Here’s An ISIS Fighter Crying Like A Toddler After Being Captured By Kurdish Soldiers

I am not one to take pleasure in the misery of others. “Others,” of course, meaning reasonable, friendly people. But ISIS, yeah, they don’t qualify as “others.” Those bastards don’t garner any sympathy from me. Not that they want any — I know that’s not the case. But theoretically, if they were to ask… You get it.

I almost felt guilty in the glee I felt when I first came across this video. To see a member of what is often sold as one of the most barbaric groups in the world broken down and whimpering like an abandoned dog, I felt something. I felt a bit of warmth within my soul. It felt good.

Now, I have no idea what happened to this loon after the camera was shut off. I’m sure the Kurds followed the prisoner of war protocol as it is stated in the Geneva Convention (HA). But I honestly don’t care. They may do as they like. They’re the ones out there taking bullets up the ass to eliminate these fools from their earthly existence. I’ve already gotten my fun out of it. Any more joy would just be greedy at this point, and God tells us to share.

If anything, he should probably be thankful that he is tied up in the back of a Kurdish military vehicle rather than set up between the crosshairs of a French jet. He may get to see the sun rise a few more days. Or not, but who’s counting?

Image via LiveLeak

  1. Keep It Buttery

    Torture method for ISIS dickheads: find a nice, plump thorn bush… force them to slap it with their microscopic penises.

    9 years ago at 10:03 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I don’t know how those Kurds aren’t just cracking up watching this dude shit himself.

      9 years ago at 1:56 pm
  2. Bush Light

    They should make him play Russian Roulette with 6 blanks each time for an entire day.

    9 years ago at 10:15 am
    1. Tighe

      Blanks at close range can still kill. This fuck doesn’t deserve a quick death like that.

      9 years ago at 11:02 am
  3. VTL_LnR

    Fucking pussy. Start chopping digits off one by one and video the whole ordeal. See how much he enjoys it. Fucking nuke these dune coons back to the stone age.

    9 years ago at 10:55 am
  4. Dirtylungs42069

    If they really wanted to torture him they should force him to read dorns articles

    9 years ago at 10:56 am
  5. Esq.

    “We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks.”
    -Gen. Patton

    9 years ago at 11:00 am