Here’s How The Cavs Can Turn Things Around And Win The NBA Finals

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Watching the first two games of the NBA Finals with an immense pending wager on the Cavaliers was like watching your Greek nemesis go ass to mouth with your girlfriend: pure misery.

But as things continued to unravel, I couldn’t help but wonder: Why the fuck are the Cavaliers playing as if they’re the Warriors? I know I’m nothing but a faceless internet “writer,” paid a similar wage to the average undocumented asparagus farmer, but first-year Coach Tyronn Lue needs help.

So, armed with my Doctorate in NBA gambling, I went to work re-watching the horrors of the first two games. After crying the water supply of an African nation, I realized flaws in Cleveland’s strategy more obvious than those in Bernie Sanders’ economic policy.

The Cavs, for whatever reason, are in the midst of a bootleg Warriors impression, playing into Golden State’s preference for smaller lineups; allowing free motion in their offense and the lack of rim protection for slashing guards and back cuts.

While Cleveland shot lights out in the early rounds, the three ball had gone cold in the first two Finals matchups, as isolation “hero ball” from LeBron and Irving stalled a once well-oiled machine to the tune of nearly 20 fewer points per game compared to the first three rounds.

I cannot fathom the lineups Lue continues to put on the floor. Timofey Mozgov, who averaged a near double-double in last year’s Finals, has yet to play a meaningful minute. Channing Frye, shooting nearly 60% from 3 prior to the Finals, has combined to play fewer minutes in Games 1 and 2 than he did in the second half of Game 6 vs. the Hawks.

Though Kyrie Irving has posted a miserable +/- while serving as the primary ball handler, the Cavaliers have taken the ball out of the hands of LeBron James at a higher clip than in any other round.

Look, I get trying to save LBJ for crunch time, but Kyrie’s apparent disinterest in playing any semblance of defense and inability to create for his teammates demoralizes the Cavs both mentally and on the scoreboard.

Cleveland will never keep up with Golden State in a shootout. The Warriors are far too deep, with possibly the most versatile and best scoring guard rotation in NBA history. Going 6 deep, even Leandro Barbosa has outperformed the young “superstar” point guard of the Cavaliers, at least on a per-minute basis.

So instead of perpetuating this cheap imitation, the Cavs need to go back to being themselves and accentuate their greatest strengths: LeBron’s playmaking ability, dominating the glass, and scoring in the paint.

Yes, trading 3s for 2s is a recipe for an Ohio State vs. Michigan-esque blowout (sorry, Jim Harbaugh). However, barring an absurd shooting percentage from the Warriors, which they are admittedly capable of, give me LeBron with a head of steam towards the rim and Thompson + Mozgov crashing the boards over a Steph Curry three every damn time.

The Warriors offense is a collection of moving parts in perpetual motion. If you watch closely, even in late shot clock situations they are rarely forced into isolation, as the Cavs repeatedly fall victim to. Seemingly simple, the Warriors run the high post pick and roll better than any team I have ever seen, allowing versatile slashers (namely Green) an open role to the basket if the defender goes over the screen; a wide open jumper for a guard if he stays under; and shooters in both corners (statistically the highest percentage three) if they want to dish it out wide. It is poetry.

But there is a way to gum up the entire system: Force Bogut and Ezeli to play. The Warriors have shown a willingness to sacrifice rebounding and post defense for the preservation of Steve Kerr’s take on the Triangle Offense, but, at some point, the inside domination has to eclipse the jump shooting of the Warriors, even as prolific as the Splash Brothers and company are.

With either true center in the game, the Warriors lose the roll to the basket, greatly reducing Curry and Thompson’s ability to score in the lane (with Thompson protecting the rim as opposed to stuck in between the post and three point line with the perimeter abilities of Green) and collapsing an offense built on the fundamentals of spacing and motion.

The Cavs have the bodies to force not only Bogut into the lineup, but perhaps both bigs at the same time. A lineup of, say, LeBron at the point, a spacer at the two (let’s say Smith) and bigs at the remaining positions (I favor a Love, Frye, Thompson trio to preserve shooting in addition to rebounding) would average 6’9” across the board.

The Warriors’ preferred “small ball” lineup, with Green playing center, is just over a 6’4” average. This is an immense difference, and would force a far smaller player (likely Thompson) to deal with the bulldozer that is LeBron in the post, as well as a mismatch of epic proportions on two of the three Cavalier bigs. Draymond, while giving up at least 4 inches to each of the Cavs big men, would be the Warriors largest player on the court, forcing Barnes/Iguodala/Thompson to combine to cover two of Thompson/Frye/Love.

Movement here would cause even more matchup nightmares, with Curry exposed to a player more than 100 pounds heavier than him on essentially every switch. This would seemingly force Golden State to utilize Bogut, who, though very good in the 1st quarter of Game 2, has little offensive game and feet that are seemingly made of cement.

Even with Bogut in the game, the Cavs will likely control the post while limiting Kerr’s offense. Irving and Mozgov should be the first two players off the bench, playing Kyrie without James as instant offense a la Jamal Crawford. It is illogical to play each at the same time, as the ball dominance of Kyrie and his failure as a spot up shooter, combined with his subpar defense, negate his value when James, perhaps the greatest facilitator of all time, is on the floor.

It is unlikely Cleveland will win this series, as the Warriors are firing on all cylinders and match up well with the more plodding style of Cleveland. But using their advantages to… well, their advantage by grinding a bruising style of basketball outside of the comfort zone of Golden State could have them mirroring the early series success of Oklahoma City, though with far better bigs in the Wine & Gold.

Last season, playing 46 minutes per game and without the services of Love or Irving, James had the Cavs up 2-1 with a second quarter lead at home in Game 4. Bringing the ball up on essentially every possession, the Cavs, without their supposed two best players not named LeBron, shot a higher percentage, scored more total points, and beat the Warriors on their home floor.

Why? They trusted in LeBron to be the Magic Johnson-level facilitator he is, played to their strengths, and countered small ball with old school physicality. Coach Lue, it’s your only shot.

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  1. Goat Lives Matter

    Any girl from Cleveland is a keeper. They’re used to disappointment

    8 years ago at 4:25 pm
  2. AnimalMother

    As a Warriors fan I completely agree. Ezeli is an above average athlete with no hands, absolutely zero basketball IQ, and no post moves. Bogut is, for lack of a better word, soft and very fragile. Lebron has gotten absolutely zero calls from driving to the basket, which is absurd because we are draped on him. But, with that said, Curry and Klay have shown game in and game out that they can create shots and score almost at will. Curry gets hot faster than anyone in history, and no matter what anyone says, as a defense, you must double team him. Therefore, there is always 1 extra guy open. And by having to big men on the floor, you will force one of the them to rotate onto Curry, thus creating a mismatch (we all see what curry does to big men) which will allow draymond easy access to either drive and score, or pass out. I just don’t see a way around their game yet. OKC came close, and personally, I think their bigs are better than Cleveland, and KD is a more dynamic scorer compared to Lebron. Just my 2¢

    8 years ago at 4:27 pm
    1. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

      It’s really the only way to beat Golden State. If the Warriors had a dynamic/athletic center they’d be completely unstoppable. Their bigs are terrible, but Kerr does an incredible job utilizing (and hiding) them throughout a game.

      8 years ago at 4:29 pm
      1. GlennjaminButton

        Shameless Purdue plug here, but drafting AJ Hammonds with the last pick of the first round could fill that roll perfectly.

        8 years ago at 9:12 am
    1. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

      Being described as “not complete shit” is the, admittedly, sad goal of my freelance writing “career.” Thank you.

      8 years ago at 4:52 pm
  3. Cartier

    You have a doctorate in NBA gambling and bet on the cavaliers? Did you ever see intern Sydney on campus?

    8 years ago at 4:54 pm
  4. NeverGonnaFratuate

    So basically do what OKC did? Pound them inside and play better perimeter defense.

    8 years ago at 6:35 pm
      1. NeverGonnaFratuate

        You know your sports shit better than most of the dick cheese’s I know, Siblings.

        8 years ago at 9:05 pm
  5. Cuntpunting

    Was legitimately expecting a page that just said “They can’t.” Would’ve been a great troll.

    8 years ago at 7:26 pm
  6. Drunk Chris Berman

    I have no idea why Mozgov has NOT been utilized. He is a great big man presence, and while he isn’t a great points guy, that’s far from why Cleveland picked him up. Kyrie is the James Harden of the Cavs (when Harden was with KD and RWB in OKC). He and Lebron both dominate the ball and neither totally wants to give it up. The Cavs could legit take GS to 7 games with what you said and fixing the “Harden” problem with Irving.

    8 years ago at 9:03 pm
  7. zspot13

    Valid points, except where you said to bench Kyrie Fucking Irving. Even after games 1 & 2, he’s still Kyrie Fucking Irving.

    8 years ago at 11:02 pm