Here’s What The Movie “The Sandlot” Would Look Like If It Premiered In Today’s PC World

  1. Quarkchild

    I refuse to let my baseball be corrupted, no matter how many liberals try.

    9 years ago at 5:11 pm
    1. Blakewest69

      It’ll start in Cleveland when somebody with 1/1,000,000,000’th Indian blood will get offended

      9 years ago at 8:42 pm
      1. justcallmethekid88

        It will start? Hey Blake, climb out from under your moms rock, chief

        9 years ago at 2:57 am
      2. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

        Don’t call people Chief…It’s offensive. Let’s try to keep it race-neutral.

        9 years ago at 7:08 am
  2. TheHamiltonPorter

    All those goobers Blau ball like a girl. I stand by my statement… girls can’t play baseball as good as we can.

    9 years ago at 6:07 pm
  3. Oaky_Tenderness

    They should do a reboot with a bunch of hockey bros called the “Icebox”. Imagine the possibilities

    9 years ago at 6:08 pm
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    I tried out for the baseball team in middle school. I brought my bat and glove but they said, “You can’t play! You don’t have any BALLS!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    9 years ago at 6:49 pm
    1. FratthewMcConaughbangyourwife

      I’m sure you caught a fair share of balls post try-out

      9 years ago at 7:31 pm
      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        OMG! I’m blocking you on Facebook, Pinterest, and AOL Instant Messenger!

        9 years ago at 7:58 pm
  5. HawaiianGent

    It would probably go over just as well as the TFM movie did when it premiered. Oh wait…

    9 years ago at 1:30 am
    1. Mayor of Weinerville

      I think Sydney qweeefed whilst Bacon was lighting a cigarette resulting in an explosion at the office. That’s the only reason I could think that 5 shitty articles haven’t been posted by now.

      9 years ago at 9:01 am