High School Frat Prospects
13 years ago

Note: The following characters are fictional.

Clayton Hodge

Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9

Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls

Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod

Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”

Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU

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  2. DiscipleFratthew

    Hats off to Dorn. At least he isn’t too busy to do his actual work like that other guy!

    13 years ago at 12:36 pm
  9. Rutherford B_Haze

    I thought Shae had some potential with some heavy hazing, but then I saw his dad was a democrat.

    13 years ago at 1:45 pm
    1. ThetaEtaRho

      Its gotta be some false reporting, Democrats don’t live in Orange County, I would know, I too went to El Modena High School

      13 years ago at 2:14 pm
  10. John Bell

    Try Brunswick School. I don’t think any respectable school in Greenwich ends with “High School.”

    13 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. duckdog

      Actually Greenwich High School ends in High School and it is one of the highest ranked public schools in the nation. Most public schools in communities with Median Home Prices greater than $1.4 million tend to be OK.

      13 years ago at 2:08 pm
    4. John Bell

      ^^^Just because you went to a shitty public school doesn’t mean you have to embarrass yourself trying to defend them by using a (still shitty) public school, but better than yours as your primary defense.

      13 years ago at 3:52 pm
  11. WayneFratsky

    Hughes High School where Josh Peckerstein is from is a 90% black inner city school a block down the street from University of Cincinnati, good research Dorn you dumbass

    13 years ago at 2:11 pm
    2. iLOVEwhores

      ^^ I think you missed the point. His names Peckerstein for fucks sake. Of course he goes to a black inner city high school.

      13 years ago at 2:34 pm