High School Frat Prospects
Note: The following characters are fictional.
Clayton Hodge
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 190 lbs.
High School: Beaumont Kelly – Beaumont, TX
GPA: 2.9
Strengths:
– dedicated alcoholic
– can bong two beers in 5 seconds flat
– father is successful lawyer
– seasoned crawfish boiler
– doesn’t believe in monogamy
– smooth talker, regularly outkicks coverage with girls
Weaknesses:
– has a lifted truck with dual exhaust and Flowmasters
– faint signs of a receding hairline
– has an entire Rascal Flatts album on his iPod
Classmate Quote: “Good ole Hodgie. Wouldn’t let him near my girlfriend. I’ll tell you that much.”
Considering: Texas A&M, Texas State, LSU
Hats off to Dorn. At least he isn’t too busy to do his actual work like that other guy!
13 years ago at 12:36 pmDorn probably jerked it to the fantasy of Christopher Worthington
13 years ago at 12:42 pm*Bacon jerked Dorn off.
13 years ago at 12:47 pmI know everyone of these guys.
13 years ago at 12:46 pmBoatright and Worthington. FaF.
13 years ago at 12:48 pmFuck all these assholes, keep em comin Dorn
13 years ago at 1:09 pmI enjoyed this. I don’t know why.
13 years ago at 1:18 pmWhat the fuck did I just read?
13 years ago at 1:32 pmI thought Shae had some potential with some heavy hazing, but then I saw his dad was a democrat.
13 years ago at 1:45 pmIts gotta be some false reporting, Democrats don’t live in Orange County, I would know, I too went to El Modena High School
13 years ago at 2:14 pmEver heard of Sandy Cowen dumbass? Welcome to the O.C. Bitch!
13 years ago at 12:01 am^ Fuckin this. Sandy Cohen is FaF.
13 years ago at 9:48 amTry Brunswick School. I don’t think any respectable school in Greenwich ends with “High School.”
13 years ago at 1:59 pmActually Greenwich High School ends in High School and it is one of the highest ranked public schools in the nation. Most public schools in communities with Median Home Prices greater than $1.4 million tend to be OK.
13 years ago at 2:08 pm^It is still public.
13 years ago at 3:02 pm^ This guy gets it.
13 years ago at 3:28 pm^^^Just because you went to a shitty public school doesn’t mean you have to embarrass yourself trying to defend them by using a (still shitty) public school, but better than yours as your primary defense.
13 years ago at 3:52 pm^
13 years ago at 6:59 pmHughes High School where Josh Peckerstein is from is a 90% black inner city school a block down the street from University of Cincinnati, good research Dorn you dumbass
13 years ago at 2:11 pmSo 10% non-black then? What’s your issue again?
13 years ago at 2:30 pm^^ I think you missed the point. His names Peckerstein for fucks sake. Of course he goes to a black inner city high school.
13 years ago at 2:34 pm