Should This High Schooler Take Porn Star Alura Jenson To Prom?

A few short days ago, I received an email from a high schooler from Longview, Texas. It contained the following photo, preceded by “I got a pornstar to agree to accompany me at my senior prom. No fuckin’ joke.”

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When I hit him up for some more information, he told me he hasn’t locked her down yet.

“I’m still trying to think of a way to spring this on my parents. Mom would shit a chicken if I asked so I’m not sure where to go,” he said.

I can see his dilemma. He can’t take Alura to prom unless his parents sign off on it, but he doesn’t want his mom to know that he’s been sliding into porn stars’ DMs. A true quandary… to a high schooler, at least. You see, as somebody who has interviewed a porn star…

I can tell you firsthand that they’re 100% completely normal people, like you and me. Carter is one of the nicest, most outgoing people I’ve ever had the good fortune of meeting. Just because porn stars do something we all do (well, most of us), but get paid to do it, that doesn’t make them sub-human.

But moms gonna mom, I suppose. You can’t expect your old lady to love the idea of you interacting with a porn star, whom she probably views as some sort of derelict hell-bent on deflowering your virgin (or so she thinks) penis.

When I asked this high schooler if I could have the TFM readers help decide what he should do, he loved the idea. His main request? “If you can fit in how to ask my parents about this that’d be great. That’s my main dilemma.”

It’s up to you guys now. If you wanna do some NSFW research, check out some of Alura Jenson’s videos. Here are some SFW pics, too.




Well? Should he take her to prom or not? And, if so, how should he bring it up to his parents?

Image via Instagram

  1. Snake300

    I’m not sure I would say “100% completely normal,” knowing that she’s probably a petri dish of infectious diseases and addicted to heroin.

    8 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Chedda B 225

      And a fucking Eagles fan. They have penicillin and suboxone for the other two, but you can’t cure stupid.

      8 years ago at 1:23 pm
  2. AEKDBallin

    Option 1: Forge it. Option 2: Don’t bother talking to mom, just ask Dad. He won’t deny you this.

    8 years ago at 1:24 pm
  3. BillyBomber

    I google imaged Alura Jenson nude and her vagina looks like it could bench 180

    8 years ago at 1:31 pm
  4. Busch deLight

    Ask the hottest girl in school first. Hell, ask 2 or 3. I’d rather take a 17-18 year old dime piece to prom than an old worn out piece of silicone with herpes.

    8 years ago at 1:54 pm