Should This High Schooler Take Porn Star Alura Jenson To Prom?
A few short days ago, I received an email from a high schooler from Longview, Texas. It contained the following photo, preceded by “I got a pornstar to agree to accompany me at my senior prom. No fuckin’ joke.”
When I hit him up for some more information, he told me he hasn’t locked her down yet.
“I’m still trying to think of a way to spring this on my parents. Mom would shit a chicken if I asked so I’m not sure where to go,” he said.
I can see his dilemma. He can’t take Alura to prom unless his parents sign off on it, but he doesn’t want his mom to know that he’s been sliding into porn stars’ DMs. A true quandary… to a high schooler, at least. You see, as somebody who has interviewed a porn star…
I can tell you firsthand that they’re 100% completely normal people, like you and me. Carter is one of the nicest, most outgoing people I’ve ever had the good fortune of meeting. Just because porn stars do something we all do (well, most of us), but get paid to do it, that doesn’t make them sub-human.
But moms gonna mom, I suppose. You can’t expect your old lady to love the idea of you interacting with a porn star, whom she probably views as some sort of derelict hell-bent on deflowering your virgin (or so she thinks) penis.
When I asked this high schooler if I could have the TFM readers help decide what he should do, he loved the idea. His main request? “If you can fit in how to ask my parents about this that’d be great. That’s my main dilemma.”
It’s up to you guys now. If you wanna do some NSFW research, check out some of Alura Jenson’s videos. Here are some SFW pics, too.
Well? Should he take her to prom or not? And, if so, how should he bring it up to his parents?.
Image via Instagram
I wonder where she fell on his list of porn stars to DM. Is she top of the list and he got lucky she responded? Or did he (I hope) run through at least 25 much more attractive/suitable option before this cum dumpster messaged him back.
10 years ago at 2:56 pmIf you’re in high school, wouldn’t it be better to ask a porn star closer to your age if your goal is to go with one? I feel like there’s zero chance of him actually getting laid with her because she’s twice his age. Coming in he’s got to know she’s probably going to take pictures and bail. A 20-21 year old though? I think his odds improve a bit.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmDo it. Can you imagine the looks he is going to get during rush next year when he says he took a porn star to prom. Bid.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmSeems a little tryhardy to me. Maybe if the one he picked wasn’t an old used up hag I would feel differently. (I know, I would absolutely still smash.)
10 years ago at 5:02 pmHe’s asking TFM for advice in high school–of course he is a tryhard.
10 years ago at 5:16 pmVery good point
10 years ago at 6:25 pmjust ask your damn mom dickhead. the pornstar may ask to meet her so don’t listen to the guys saying forge it. and if your mom says no threaten to run away like a normal highschooler
10 years ago at 4:44 pmIsn’t there generally a rule that prom dates have to be under 21?
10 years ago at 5:06 pmBy the looks of the situation, I think you only want to brag about it and tell everyone you went to prom with a pornstar. But in reality, shes not someone most of us would be proud of tagging along. Cmon man
10 years ago at 7:26 pmI live in longview Texas and I’ll will personally coach this young bro how to talk his mom through signing off on it. The trick is to make sure she doesn’t figure out she is in adult film till after prom
10 years ago at 9:16 pmSenior and not 18? Get outta here highschooler.
10 years ago at 10:22 am