Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 4
10 years ago

Tinder can be a scary place.

robby
Anybody else think this kinda looks like Matthew McConaughey playing the role of Jesus?
christina
Wouldn’t be surprised if she had a 100% right swipe rate.
tamar
YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE TAMAR, OR SHOULD I SAY STEVE!!!
gabrielle
You heard the lady. Hhu.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com.

sydney
She’s (correctly) implying that all 23 year olds get their butthole licked with frequency. That’s why I can’t wait for my birthday in February.
sarah2
“These are a few of my favorite things!“
horry
FIRST TAMAR, NOW YOU, HORRY. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE GAMES???
anna
Same.
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  2. thatstruegenttoyou

    Stop trying to make us think you’re not Steve Holt by distracting us with Tamar the dragon man

    10 years ago at 1:41 pm
  4. OozmaKappa

    Smh at feminists thinking that burning bras is equivalent to feminism. Bras save our lives from saggy boobs and back problems. #FeministLogic is clearly not very logical at all

    10 years ago at 1:48 pm
    3. Emmylou_Haze

      That’s not the first time i’ve seen that profile, and i remember all nudie profiles. I for sure left-swiped her shit last time i was in Boulder.

      10 years ago at 8:02 pm
  6. AlotInsideAmySchumer

    “Hey you, Panda bear! We don’t take kindly to your type round here”

    10 years ago at 1:55 pm
  7. bourboncountry

    The Steve Holt thing needs to stop it’s just annoying everybody at this point. If you’re going to have an alter ego bring back Devry Guy because he was 10 times funnier than you.

    10 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. Jared Borislow

      Food for thought: SteveHolt and I combined have put up 18 things in the past 2.5 days. You guys must think pretty highly of my work ethic.

      10 years ago at 2:03 pm
      2. Frattmobile

        And fuck you for editing your comment and making mine look like the verbal vomit of Steve’s disabled cousin

        10 years ago at 2:09 pm
      4. Jared Borislow

        If you wanna know who SteveHolt is, check out which full-time writer has published the least amount of stuff this week…

        10 years ago at 2:13 pm
      6. ZeteNJ

        It’s got to be Bacon or SFPL those two have gone dark lately. If it’s Bacon that’ll just break my heart.

        10 years ago at 2:25 pm
      7. ZeteNJ

        Can you guys just tell us? Or at least start dropping clues each week leading up to a big reveal? That’ll actually drive some traffic this way.

        10 years ago at 2:42 pm
      8. SackMaster

        Perfect forum topic: Who sucks more? SFPL or Steve Holt. Bring em back Devry! This is a cross-generational issue that we need answers on

        10 years ago at 3:51 pm
  11. Ballocaustvictim

    Finally got a submission posted on this damn site. Not proud that it was a feminist bra-burning stripper from colorado, but I’ll take it.

    10 years ago at 6:19 pm