Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 4








If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com.
Check out the first three installments of Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist:
18 Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist
Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 2
Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 3
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Stop trying to make us think you’re not Steve Holt by distracting us with Tamar the dragon man
10 years ago at 1:41 pmJust an absolutely extravagant set of sweater stretchers
10 years ago at 1:45 pmSmh at feminists thinking that burning bras is equivalent to feminism. Bras save our lives from saggy boobs and back problems. #FeministLogic is clearly not very logical at all
10 years ago at 1:48 pmVisual proof:




10 years ago at 1:57 pmThank you
10 years ago at 3:23 pmshow us your tits
10 years ago at 2:03 pmThat’s not the first time i’ve seen that profile, and i remember all nudie profiles. I for sure left-swiped her shit last time i was in Boulder.
10 years ago at 8:02 pmPraise Blorg!
10 years ago at 1:50 pm“Hey you, Panda bear! We don’t take kindly to your type round here”
10 years ago at 1:55 pmNow calm down Skeeter, he ain’t hurtin no one!
10 years ago at 4:08 pmWe don’t take kindly to folks who don’t take kindly around here
10 years ago at 5:51 pmThe Steve Holt thing needs to stop it’s just annoying everybody at this point. If you’re going to have an alter ego bring back Devry Guy because he was 10 times funnier than you.
10 years ago at 1:56 pmFood for thought: SteveHolt and I combined have put up 18 things in the past 2.5 days. You guys must think pretty highly of my work ethic.
10 years ago at 2:03 pmThree.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmAnd fuck you for editing your comment and making mine look like the verbal vomit of Steve’s disabled cousin
10 years ago at 2:09 pmSidebar: Tech Guy – let us edit our comments.
10 years ago at 2:10 pmIf you wanna know who SteveHolt is, check out which full-time writer has published the least amount of stuff this week…
10 years ago at 2:13 pmSo you’re saying its Dorn. Makes sense.
10 years ago at 2:16 pmIt’s got to be Bacon or SFPL those two have gone dark lately. If it’s Bacon that’ll just break my heart.
10 years ago at 2:25 pmCan you guys just tell us? Or at least start dropping clues each week leading up to a big reveal? That’ll actually drive some traffic this way.
10 years ago at 2:42 pmPerfect forum topic: Who sucks more? SFPL or Steve Holt. Bring em back Devry! This is a cross-generational issue that we need answers on
10 years ago at 3:51 pm5th from the bottom. Toothless and Hiccup. TFM.
10 years ago at 2:13 pmHuh, didn’t know Jesus was a fan of gold fish
10 years ago at 2:39 pm23 year old buttholes. FAF.
10 years ago at 3:00 pmFinally got a submission posted on this damn site. Not proud that it was a feminist bra-burning stripper from colorado, but I’ll take it.
10 years ago at 6:19 pm