Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 7

Tinder can be a scary place.

autumn
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billy
I’ve got to hand it to him: that’s a pretty large disease-free cock.
blobfish
You’ll find love one day, Blobfish.
drew
That profile miiiiight be hurting his game a little bit.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

hannah
Good luck with your career goals, Hannah. We all believe in you.
isabella
As close to wife material as you’ll come across on Tinder.
jolly
I’d say you should put the owner of those XXL panties on your no-no list.
jordyn
A+ profile.
  1. FratthewMcConaughbangyourwife

    Oddly enough that’s the same pose, face, and drink Jordyn will be making/enjoying after a mediocre 52 seconds with me.

    9 years ago at 4:08 pm
  2. FratthewMcConaughbangyourwife

    Take it back. Got to page 2 and found my soul mate in Kasey.

    9 years ago at 4:10 pm