Hockey Twitter’s Responses To Jamie Benn’s Tweet About Not Munching Box Are Hilarious
There’s not much going on in the sports world today outside of The Open Championship. Thankfully, hockey players are doing big things on Twitter. Earlier in the day, last season’s NHL scoring leader, Jamie Benn from the Dallas Stars, asked new teammate Jason Demurs if he was the type of guy who munched box.
screnshos bc im petty pic.twitter.com/nfXWVtzWdS
— conrad (@atrodorsus) July 16, 2015
To each is own, Jamie. If there’s only one thing that should be guaranteed in the bedroom, it’s that the girl is going down. I don’t make the rules. Sorry ladies. Of course Twitter went nuts after catching wind of it. Jamie Benn is now trending and it’s not because he won the Art Ross trophy.
So next time someone calls out Jamie Benn for diving and says "he goes down too easily," well…uh…I guess we have proof against that.
— Camp Gus! (@CommissarTaco) July 16, 2015
I suppose given Benn's experience on the ice, you can understand why it would, er…leave a bad taste in his mouth. pic.twitter.com/ec91UMs0WF
— Graphic Comments (@GraphicComments) July 16, 2015
Jamie Benn only has 14 fights in 426 NHL games. Obviously he's not that interested in getting a few licks in. #ThanksGoodnight #Stars #NHL
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) July 16, 2015
Jamie Benn's has been known to hit anything and everything… but you know damn well he won't go near Grant Clitsome.
— Art Middleton (@GameTimeArt) July 16, 2015
Jamie Benn shoot-out moves
favorite: top shelf
least favorite: five-hole
— Taylor Sedona (@Sedona_Tae) July 16, 2015
Jamie Benn showing an incredible amount selfishness for a guy who had 52 assists last year.
— Tim Crescenzo (@TCrescen) July 16, 2015
Jamie Benn scouting report: High scoring ability, extremely talented, great hands.
Doesn't do the dirty work down low
— Dudebro (@MadChad412) July 16, 2015
Ands then you have this loser:
today we learned that Jamie Benn is apparently NOT the kind of fuckboy who winks and flirts harder when you rudely tell him to suck your ass
— dawn (@jonnykaner) July 16, 2015
I’m on Jamie’s side here..
Image via YouTube
This is an opinion I support. Keep up the good fight, Jamie.
9 years ago at 2:58 pmHockey players for the most part seem to give fewer fucks than most other pro athletes.
9 years ago at 3:17 pmIt’s probably the one community that stays more drunk than Greeks. My adult league team goes through more 30 racks than my fraternity does, on a per capita basis.
9 years ago at 5:32 pmThat’s so interesting considering the fact that you guys probably drink lots and lots of beer!
9 years ago at 8:17 pmThat’s true. Majority are for the boys. We’re based like a fraternity based on brotherhood and teamwork.
9 years ago at 8:44 pmhockey house > any frat
9 years ago at 11:23 pmjust ask any girl
Probably because nobody pays attention to them. Hard to lose big sponsorship deals you don’t have.
9 years ago at 10:00 amMy cousin plays for the Austrian national team and they lost their Olympic qualifying game because they were out until 6 am and still drunk from celebrating the win from the night before
9 years ago at 10:47 amNot reciprocating. TFM
9 years ago at 3:30 pmNice profile picture.
9 years ago at 11:11 pmIf i need to munch box to get laid, I will munch box to get laid.
9 years ago at 3:56 pmWhat I’ve found is you don’t need to munch box to get laid once, but if you do the tongue tango, you’ve got a great chance to get laid again, by her, and the friends she told.
9 years ago at 4:07 pmWord of mouth pussy is the best pussy
9 years ago at 7:14 pmLet’s see if ESPN gives this exchange the amount of attention they gave the NBA emoji war. I’m going to go with no.
9 years ago at 5:09 pmAndrogynous feminists may hurl insults at Benn all day long, but he can sleep at night knowing he can still pull while advertising he doesn’t go down.
9 years ago at 5:53 pmhockey just a sport white people made up cuz they aint any good at real sports.
9 years ago at 6:03 pmI think it’s quite possible that you may have Down’s syndrome.
9 years ago at 6:27 pmNever go full retard
9 years ago at 6:50 pmwhy?
9 years ago at 7:21 pmI guess my comment was a little ignorant. It doesn’t seem likely it was invented by white people because they are unathletic. However, you are correct- if black people werent afraid of the cold, wed prolly dominate this sport too. just imagine lebron james comin at you on skates. compared to this homo nigga who dont even eat pussy.
Why can’t trolls be creative and funny anymore?
9 years ago at 7:57 pmSeriously just shut the fuck up lol. I’d like to see Lebron even try to skate let alone go as fast as the slowest skater in the nhl.
9 years ago at 8:01 pmI bet if you have him 3 hours to practice he’d be faster than john Scott
9 years ago at 9:54 pmThere’s black people in the NHL and I’d like to see you take a clapper to the nuts to make a save
9 years ago at 8:45 pmLebron would spend the whole game in the penalty box because the NHL gives penalties for embellishment, or, in a word you will understand, “flopping”.
9 years ago at 10:03 pmI don’t know if you realize that there’s a sport called football in which 68% of its players are black, many of which play in frigid weather.
9 years ago at 5:44 amWTF is up with all of Jezebel and World Star coming over to troll TFM lately?
9 years ago at 10:58 amThis highlights why the feminism’s war on blowjobs is so important. Even the oppressors think the practice is demeaning.
9 years ago at 6:13 pmWhat makes me a loser? 😉 Nah but really, Benn’s a cutie and no harm was intended. Jokes, babe, hockey’s way more hilarious when you’re drunk and not taking yourself so seriously xoxo
9 years ago at 7:32 pmShow us your tits
9 years ago at 7:37 pmTrade? Boobs for bourbon.
9 years ago at 7:39 pmHow about some scotch?
9 years ago at 8:38 pm