Go find a bratwurst. Have someone slap you in the face with it repeatedly, while calling you sarah. Then sprinkle ghost pepper extract on it, and shove it up your ass repeatedly. Keep doing it until the burn makes you begin to cry. Then have the other person slap you again and call you a whore. Have them finally remove the bratwurst and make you eat it. You will then be burning in both holes. Find another friend, and have them shove trombones up both holes over and over.
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12 years ago at 10:31 amThis has already been posted.
12 years ago at 11:17 amYeah, apparently they don’t check for that anymore
12 years ago at 11:22 amAlready been posted… this is like the 10th piece of recycled material I’ve seen in the past couple of weeks
12 years ago at 2:44 pmGo find a bratwurst. Have someone slap you in the face with it repeatedly, while calling you sarah. Then sprinkle ghost pepper extract on it, and shove it up your ass repeatedly. Keep doing it until the burn makes you begin to cry. Then have the other person slap you again and call you a whore. Have them finally remove the bratwurst and make you eat it. You will then be burning in both holes. Find another friend, and have them shove trombones up both holes over and over.
12 years ago at 4:35 pm^Poorest attempt at humor I have ever read in my life. Wow.
12 years ago at 9:00 pm^^Shut the fuck up. TKE is definitely not the best. No one likes you.
12 years ago at 10:53 pmWho the fuck is sarah? Do you mean Sasha?
12 years ago at 7:09 pmGolfing during war, NF. Going to war, TFM.
12 years ago at 4:48 pm^I wouldn’t say that.
12 years ago at 10:54 pm^^ I’m disappointed in you.
12 years ago at 12:19 am^^^ Agree to Disagree
12 years ago at 1:29 amGolfing while participating in war. TFM.
12 years ago at 8:55 pmOne stroke penalty for your ball blowing up during play, shit happens.
12 years ago at 8:16 pmShouldnt of been standing there
12 years ago at 10:28 pmHave* Eat turds and hang yourself.
12 years ago at 10:32 pmFucking intern.
12 years ago at 10:54 pm