And this, ladies and gentlemen, is exhibit A of why you should go Greek. At least he’d have a pledge brother’s couch to crash on, if not a job from an alumni.
I actually saw this happen. One of my pledge brothers decided to take a semester off without telling his parents (i.e. he took his tuition and partied all semester). When his grades never arrived at home the truth came out and his parents stopped supporting him. He spent the following semester sleeping on a twin mattress in the utility room at the house.
“I’m going to go drink this right now and get belligerently shitfaced and go yell at people and fuck girls.” Pretty much a summary of a college tailgate.
The immidiate reaction to this GDI homeless dude is obvious. However, aside from referring to himself as a fucking gypsy, using hair gel and axe spray at CVS, being weird as shit, and then of course having no money and being homeless, this guy actually has some inner frat that will never see the light of day. He could have gone Greek and avoided all of this.
Yet another reason to stay the fuck away from hair gel.
11 years ago at 9:53 amI feel like he’s ruining the property values of polos wearing them while homeless…
11 years ago at 10:09 amAnd this, ladies and gentlemen, is exhibit A of why you should go Greek. At least he’d have a pledge brother’s couch to crash on, if not a job from an alumni.
11 years ago at 11:09 amI actually saw this happen. One of my pledge brothers decided to take a semester off without telling his parents (i.e. he took his tuition and partied all semester). When his grades never arrived at home the truth came out and his parents stopped supporting him. He spent the following semester sleeping on a twin mattress in the utility room at the house.
11 years ago at 12:25 pmYeah, he should have never gotten a bid — let alone a college acceptance letter. Seems like he has the brain of a toaster.
11 years ago at 3:01 pmWhat a fucking idiot. Must be a democrat.
11 years ago at 11:18 am“I’m going to go drink this right now and get belligerently shitfaced and go yell at people and fuck girls.” Pretty much a summary of a college tailgate.
11 years ago at 11:46 amThe immidiate reaction to this GDI homeless dude is obvious. However, aside from referring to himself as a fucking gypsy, using hair gel and axe spray at CVS, being weird as shit, and then of course having no money and being homeless, this guy actually has some inner frat that will never see the light of day. He could have gone Greek and avoided all of this.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmAt least we know NY girls appreciate the dad body
11 years ago at 1:07 pmWorst comes to worst, i’ll just be this asshole
11 years ago at 3:01 pmI blame Obama
11 years ago at 4:06 pmHe pulls.
11 years ago at 6:02 pmThe fuck did I just watch?
11 years ago at 12:00 am